For the Love of God

When a Shen ults you, don't run away.....completely. At least stay mid range so I can Shadow Dash and maybe turn the fight and not just appear under your turret and flop around uselessly because I can't catch up to the enemies on the other side of the lane. Seriously, you want to feel like Magikarp? Play Shen and ult in only to pathetically try to get in range of Shadow Dash because your teammate ran away.