Am I dying?

Sweetiex··2 votes·580 views

I've literally farted a hundred times in the last hour. How can there even be this much gas in a person?!?

Am I gonna die of farting? What the hell is this :l

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Humpasaurus1 votes

probably.

iulan1 votes

I looked on WebMD and for some reason it says you have cancer. I really hope the internet doctors aren't lying to me again

Sweetiex1 votes

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I looked on WebMD and for some reason it says you have cancer. I really hope the internet doctors aren't lying to me again

It's always cancer. I once had dry skin, it was actually cancer. I was sleepy this one time, it was actually brain cancer. I have every possible cancer and ebola and aids according to webmd

Darklight71 votes

lucky

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