Want to win every game with the enemy team begging for mercy?

Play this guy

Yes The King of Satan who will make even the toughest of summoners scream at their over priced Mac books in rage. This Champ is the definition of evil incarnate and when played right can even make the likes of thresh beg for forgiveness.

When playing this champ whether top mid or bot you must make sure you blind every plebeian who dares to face the Dark king and show no mercy to those insolent enough to even think of stepping into the same lane as you.

That Jarven going to last hit a creep? blind his ass and auto to teach him whose the real king

Is that vayne 1v4'ing your entire team? Slap her in the face with a dart and watch her miss every shot like lee sin practicing archery.

When you reach level 6 the door to the true power of satan is finally unlocked. With the power of his shrooms like a true king of evil teemo takes control of literally everything. As the Lord of darkness there is no reason for you to do jack all at this stage as with the right placement your shrooms will do everything for you as you sit on your dark throne.

"Oh noes but they bought a sweeping lens and pinky ward" These items are like Holy water against Dracula, they will work to a certain extent but are only prolonging the inevitable. Teemo dont have to give a crap about these late game because there will be so many shrooms all over the map that the whole team will need a pink to go on a shroom hunt and even then they will still step on the devils vegetation when entering a brush or chasing an ally of the Dark king.

To this day it is said that only those with a heart as pure as diamond and a soul that is incorruptible has a chance of defeating the mighty ruler of the underworld.