A day in the Life of a Minion

Summoners Rift before spawning time..

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Ah..what a nice day, the sun is shining..the birds are tweeting..and dragon is in pit...

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : Yo bob, you ready for today? i hear they've buffed us so now we can push like crazy!

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Whoa really? thats pretty sweet...anything about retirement??

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : What? no.. hah bob stop playing around, you know where here everyday..until we eventually die..

"Minions have spawned" http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : Anyway lets get ready, its time to go out bud

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Ah right..yeah lets go Zim..

sometime late

: Come now minons!.. Let us go forth! VICTORY AWAITS!

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : B-but sir..we'll definitely die if we..i mean i dont even know how i survived till no-

: Fear not! with the blue teams inhibitor gone we are guaranteed victory! because of our efforts Larry here will now keep you safe!

http://i.imgur.com/HNwBVpH.png?1[/img] : Hi im Larry c:

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : uh..hi....

.... http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : wanna tra-

http://i.imgur.com/HNwBVpH.png?1[/img] : No...

: NOW LET US GO, EVERYONE MID!!

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : RAGHHHHAAAA!!

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : TO GLORY!!

http://i.imgur.com/HNwBVpH.png?1[/img] : EVERYONE FOLLOW ME!

A short while after

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Code red! I REPEAT CODE RED! all red inhibitors have been destroyed!!!

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : WH-WHATS GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED TO LARRY??!

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Nasus one shotted him! HE ONLY FUELED HIS POWER AND NOW WHERE IN RUINS!

http://i.imgur.com/HNwBVpH.png?1[/img] : ;x_x

: Hmm dum doo da dum~ *Destroys nexus turret in 3 hit

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : how...how could this happen..what will happen to us now?! WHERES IS EVERYONE?

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Garen and the rest of the team where wiped out during a 4 v 5..ITS UP TO US AND THE SUPPORT TO STOP NASUS NOW!

: ....

*A SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Oh S**t..

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : Cmon Bob..lets just...you know where lucky to be alive anyway..let us die..WITH HONOR!

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] Stays in place

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : Uhh...Bo-?

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Shhh...this is the one thing that's kept me alive since these patches..

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : Ohhhhhh.....(;@_@).. http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : *Freezes in place....

: lel hey guys lookit these minions, there frozen again *dances near minons

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : b....b..bo- http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : Shut the f*** up and don't move a muscle.. http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img]: (;-A-)...

Nexus explodes "DEFEAT"

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : o_o

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://i.imgur.com/zixkjn5.png?1[/img] http://i.imgur.com/JZyimyb.png?1[/img] : *Brofists