Six Ways You Might Have Been Placed On Riot's Controversial and Secret "DO NOT CLIMB" List.

Troll Armada··10 votes·2,819 views
  1. Negative Internet Posts about Riot Games to facebook or reddit
  2. Controversial Tweets about Riot Games
  3. Speaking Out Against Boosters / Botters Global Over-Population Issues
  4. Refusing to admit that Taiwan and Tibet are part of China
  5. Refusing to play meta champions and build exactly as specified by the in-game 'recommended' tab

the list is super secret and most riot employees will claim that such a list does not exist, because if it did, they would know about it, however, none of these employees has access to the Riot server room where the lists rules intercepts game data in order to place you with feeders:

http://i.imgur.com/gbZ8Iha.jpg

In this image, taken from an internal Google Slides presentation, riotPaRaN01a inputs the daily additions to the 'Do Not Climb' list:

http://i.imgur.com/ll44GKG.jpg

16 Comments

AraMoOse5 votes

WHAT? The Earth is Flat????? mind blown

Troll Armada1 votes

In this image, taken from an internal Google Slides presentation, riotPaRaN01a inputs the daily additions to the 'Do Not Climb' list:

http://i.imgur.com/ll44GKG.jpg

I've added it to the original post for reference.

Mustachismo2 votes

Chemtrails are poisoning our souls!

Worst Kench NA4 votes

It's true. The only reason Kaceytron is in Bronze V is because she exposes the LCS for what it is: a fake and scripted show, much like professional wrestling, and Riot doesn't like that. If Riot wasn't keeping Kaceytron down, she'd be midlaning for TSM right now, because anyone capable of critical thought can see that she is much better than Burgerson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_hWb3CJEaE

Troll Armada1 votes

This is very compelling information.

Of particular note is this portion:

"Darius will ask Rioter if he should continue feed during particular situation. Rioter will respond yes."

VasilisGreen3 votes

What the hell did i just watch? I think i just burned a lot of brain cells... what the....

WHY CAN'T I UNSEE IT?

AraMoOse2 votes

well, at first I was a bit skeptical, but then I did some research, and apparently there is a journalist that did a piece on a related subject

Here is a link to the new york times

www.newyorktimes.ca

Coincidence? I think probably not. Now granted, three buttocked men are only tangentially related to the subject at hand, but I, for one, find it suspicious.

Terozu2 votes

So... this is a joke right?

Troll Armada1 votes

No. This is actually happening.

AraMoOse1 votes

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No. This is actually happening.

It's true, I read about it in a dream somewhere

Rossendale2 votes

Is this a joke?

Please, someone tell me this is a joke.

Troll Armada1 votes

Today, even more proof, that the DNC list is real:

http://i.imgur.com/Egk7gAq.jpg

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