Six Ways You Might Have Been Placed On Riot's Controversial and Secret "DO NOT CLIMB" List.

Troll Armada·3/13/2016, 6:25:07 AM·10 votes·2,819 views
  1. Negative Internet Posts about Riot Games to facebook or reddit
  2. Controversial Tweets about Riot Games
  3. Speaking Out Against Boosters / Botters Global Over-Population Issues
  4. Refusing to admit that Taiwan and Tibet are part of China
  5. Refusing to play meta champions and build exactly as specified by the in-game 'recommended' tab

the list is super secret and most riot employees will claim that such a list does not exist, because if it did, they would know about it, however, none of these employees has access to the Riot server room where the lists rules intercepts game data in order to place you with feeders:

http://i.imgur.com/gbZ8Iha.jpg

In this image, taken from an internal Google Slides presentation, riotPaRaN01a inputs the daily additions to the 'Do Not Climb' list:

http://i.imgur.com/ll44GKG.jpg

16 Comments

AraMoOse3/13/2016, 6:30:55 AM5 votes

WHAT? The Earth is Flat????? mind blown

Worst Kench NA3/13/2016, 8:34:51 AM4 votes

It's true. The only reason Kaceytron is in Bronze V is because she exposes the LCS for what it is: a fake and scripted show, much like professional wrestling, and Riot doesn't like that. If Riot wasn't keeping Kaceytron down, she'd be midlaning for TSM right now, because anyone capable of critical thought can see that she is much better than Burgerson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_hWb3CJEaE

Rossendale3/13/2016, 3:00:21 PM2 votes

Is this a joke?

Please, someone tell me this is a joke.

Terozu3/13/2016, 2:59:21 PM2 votes

So... this is a joke right?

AraMoOse3/13/2016, 7:56:50 AM2 votes

well, at first I was a bit skeptical, but then I did some research, and apparently there is a journalist that did a piece on a related subject

Here is a link to the new york times

www.newyorktimes.ca

Coincidence? I think probably not. Now granted, three buttocked men are only tangentially related to the subject at hand, but I, for one, find it suspicious.

Troll Armada3/13/2016, 10:14:26 PM1 votes

Today, even more proof, that the DNC list is real:

http://i.imgur.com/Egk7gAq.jpg