The Commandments of Syndra
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SYNDRA
- EMBRACE
- Syndra is our almighty sovereign. You have to obey her in every situation.
- ABSOLUTE OBEDIENCE
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All lanes belong to Syndra. Where ever she goes, you submit the lane to her or support her.
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You shall win for Syndra. Your purpose is not to win for you or your team, it´s only to win for Syndra. If Syndra does not want to win the battle, you shall surrender at once.
- LOYALTY
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Syndra´s enemys are your enemys. Even if her own teammates are against her, they shall become your enemys, too.
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Syndra shall never be disabled in the champion pool. If this happens, you shall not continue summoning in League Of Legends and it is your duty to start a riot at Riot Games!
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Syndra shall not be banned in champion select. If the enemy team contains some filthy unworthy Summoners who ban her, the game has to be dodged.
- SACRIFICE
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You shall have 20 runes pages just for Syndra.
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The jungle belongs to Syndra. If she wants a blue or red buff, you shall give it to her.
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Syndra loves grapes. You shall give them to her.
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Our Dark Sovereign loves spheres. Ahri´s orb of deception, the center of Irelia´s sword and Oriana´s mechanical ball is to be handed over to Syndra on her demand.
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Syndra is entitled to get the last hit on the enemy Nexus. You shall give it to her.
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Syndra plays only for the purple side. If she is in a blue team you shall dodge for her so she can queue again.
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Syndra demands The Sentient Barn in the League Of Legends.
- ADORATION
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Being close to Syndra means staying lower than her. Kneeling down if she isn´t floating is mandatory or if you are bigger than her (Zac, ChoGath and so on). Keep kneeling while laneing, fighting, spellcasting, recalling.
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Syndra loves to dress fancy. Buy her the Justicar skin and all upcoming skins. Request new skins from Riot. Design new skins. Make fanart of new Syndra skins!
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Syndra is beautiful - you shall never claim anything different.
- PROTECTION
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Syndra shall not die. You shall peel, tank and cc the enemy for her so she can escape.
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Syndra shall get all the kills if possible.
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Prepair a kill for her as much as possible.
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Syndra is our heroine! Give her Lulu´s Whimsy, Jayce´s Gate, Sona´s Song of Celerity, Kayle´s Divine Blessing, Nunu´s Blood Boil and Zilean´s Time Warp whenever you can, so she can fly in an epic superwoman pose.
- CLARITY
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When you summon Syndra, she actually summons you! Syndra plays with you!
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You shall not think Syndra gets exhausted. Fighting in battle and controling everything around her is not a hard task for Syndra. Her moans are simply expression of how fun it is for her to toy with everyone.
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Syndra is the most powerful being in Runeterra - rising. Exponential growing power > constant enormous power.
- LOVE
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Corruption is fun! Syndra loves Varus with passion. Danceing with a Syndra as Varus on Summoner´s Rift is a privilege.
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Zed is Syndra´s best friend. Summoning Zed means he is played as Syndra´s personal guardian and right hand.
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Ahri is Syndra´s pet. The foxy lady is requiered to toy around and play with Syndra in a friendly, adorable manner.
- UNDERSTANDING
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Syndra can dunk. She is a Dunk Misstress. So she shall be counted as memeber of the Dunk Squad.
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Syndra rules over the League Of Draven.
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Syndra approves Lulu´s and Veigar´s relationship.
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Syndra even lifts.
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Syndra never underestimates the power of the scout´s code.
- PERFECTION
Syndra´s hair looks as white as the snow on top of the Freljord mountains.
Syndra´s skin is as soft as the meadows of Piltover.
Syndra´s eyes are bright like the city of Demacia.
Syndra´s body is as strong as the walls of Noxus.
Syndra´s mind is as clear as Ionia´s water.
Taken from the forum archives
How dare you so-called followers of Syndra allow her thread to be placed into the depths of the archives! You shall kneel before almighty Syndra and beg her for forgiveness!
