How should I celebrate my 1000th Tahm Kench match?

When you combine my four accounts, EkkoFroffles, Top River King, Bot River King, and SevenNationPoopy (PBE), including all match types, I currently sit at 996 matches total with my OTP Tahm Kench.

Since I started closing in on 1K, I've been wondering how I should commemorate it and have been coming up empty handed. I've tried him top, jungle, mid, support. AP mid, full attack speed top, full movement speed jungle, full damage top. ADC is the only thing I haven't tried, aside from the one time I toyed with it in a bot match and realized how dreadful an idea it was.

Everything else I've tried, there's an argument to be made for, even if it's not necessarily the most convincing one. ADC TK, though, has nothing going for it. His laning is his biggest weakness, especially bot lane, and so I cannot envision it being anything but a disaster... unless maybe I try it on my very first account with its Bronze 5 MMR.

Or... if I can get someone to go Tahm Kench/Zilean bot lane with me. I'd say Kalista/Tahm Kench, since I've never really gotten to do the devour/Kalista ult combo either, but that would mean having an ADC and support who are both in the dumpster winrate-wise. That and who actually plays Kalista anymore to any level of effectiveness? So TK/Zil is all I can think of. But, if anyone else has any brilliant ideas, I'm all ears.