"Hey J4, cya!" -Enemy Riven

WutsKraken··79 votes·5,380 views

I am 5/0 vs the enemy Riven (6/1 total cuz i went 1 for 1 during a gank) and suddenly my client crashes as I am 4 man ganked in the middle of my great escape and have been trying to re-connect for 6 minutes now

This smells fishy

88 Comments

Scrimshäw89 votes

moral of the story? all riven players are pieces of shit

AbodyHUN66631 votes

I can confirm this with my last riven teammate.

Kitty Darkstar14 votes

I used to be a Riven player. I stopped because I was a piece of shit.

So I can kind of confirm.

AbodyHUN6663 votes

I thought you took an arrow to the knee.

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

Taking an arrow to the knee would probably force me to amputate my leg, but I'd keep playing the same after that.

If I can't think of something funny to respond with I say something serious.

AbodyHUN6661 votes

At least you aren't making cringy bad jokes :D

Kitty Darkstar3 votes

That's because none came to mind. I love bad jokes and make them whenever I can think of them.

Lyssadaisy1 votes

I also love bad jokes. I approve.

Wrath of Zed20 votes

Well now I wouldn't go that far... I love to play Riven and I don't play into the stereotypes that Riven players normally have...

Anidan27 votes

They're kidding, to an extent I'm sure. Don't worry about it if you aren't actually a douchebag. I personally feel all Katarina and LB players are jackasses, but I know that not everybody who plays them is actually a jackass.

Don't worry about it.

I Main Swain15 votes

either way, not sure why he got downvoted to oblivion

Nucleophilic atk3 votes

Because he ruined the joke lol. Obviously all Riven players aren't pieces of shit...

Cpt Archa5 votes

Tryndamere players on the other hand...

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

Right? Almost as bad as Zed players...

manbearswine3 votes

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Right? Almost as bad as Zed players...

Rivens and Vaynes are the worst,everyone else can't compete.

Only Play Darius5 votes

Darius players are some of the most toxic assholes I have ever encountered in League. Sorry but it's the truth.

MohawkBird11 votes

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Only Play Darius12 votes

So true. Anything that caused them to die is "OP".

Mecha MaIphite2 votes

Anything that can kill a good zed is damn strong lol, they're slippery as fuck.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Lissandra Hi. Shaco Hello. Veigar 'Sup.

Mecha MaIphite2 votes

Liss and Veigar ults are pretty strong, but Zed still beats Veigar.

Shaco... not even close. In urf, maybe, but anywhere else, no.

Trídent2 votes

Veigar could obliterate Zed before... now after his E change, Zed is like a counterpick to Veigar

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

Zed ult has a .75 second delay. Vieg stun has a .5 second delay.

Vieger may not be able to lane against him anymore. But ulting a good vieger is suicide, since you know exactly where Zed will be when he reappears.

Trídent1 votes

Yeah but Veigar doesn't have to do that item 3157 It's more of affecting Veigar's offensive, not defensive. If Veigar tries to manipulate Zed into the edge of his cage, Zed just shadows out and jumps on veigar, and can ult Veigar, since his stun is already down, unless Vei has zhonyas

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Your condition was that they had to kill him, not necessarily beat him.

I've already said Vieg can't really lane against him anymore.

Kairya2 votes

The most whiney player I met was actually an enemy gragas. He kept trying to tell me that Anivia was so OP and needed to be nerfed...

manbearswine1 votes

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Zed players might not be toxic but they are the most whiny when they die or happen to get outplayed.

Zed OMG Ahri is so OP with her charm. I don't get why riot hasn't nerfed it yet!

Well he's not wrong,trashfox is a pretty retarded champion,really does need nerfs.

"Ahri charm breaks dashes cause clearly ahri,with all her immense mobility,needs it most"

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Azir

manbearswine1 votes

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Azir

That one's pretty funny too.

"We realized immobile mages have issues vs assassins,as even outside of the issues laning against them they can't follow their roam effciently and can't push down turrets as fast,so we created a mage who can defend himself against their mobility and has a steroid to take down towers too........................... and then we gave him mobility on top of that"

genius.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

He's also a skill match-up for Zed, despite lacking reliable CC.

It's hilarious watching Zed's rage when they can't simply Face-roll their lane opponent. Never mind when they get stomped.


Of course. Then Zed just goes to bot lane, face rolls a double kill, and snowballs uncontrollably from there.

BRBGTGBOWFLEX4 votes

Darius is just a toxic kinda guy. They captured his whole ethos perfectly with Dunkmaster. One of the best skin concepts I have seen.

Champion Skin1 votes

The old days of the Darius syndrome... Darius taking all the kills with his ult and thus starving his team and causing him to lose (well it wouldn't be as bad anymore because assist streaks is a thing now)

ThatAutofillSupp1 votes

i remember yesterday i met a darius main who started raging because he lost to a shen "Wtf, did they buff him or something? "only his ult" "wow he's so broken" "So much cc this is bs"

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

"So much cc this is bs"

o_O

Champion Skin1 votes

Lol what... Doesn't like Shen only have a 1.5 seconds taunt?

I wonder what he would say about morgana or fiddle (probably nothing as he just ragequit)

Devack The Holy1 votes

Or how about Naut...

shudders So... much... CC... in his kit...

BobIII1 votes

I'm a Darius Player. Can confirm.

CBosss1 votes

can confirm with recent teammate....

TenSlashTen3 votes

you're a liar. I've played leb and kat since they're release and I'm a total jackass.

Don't let us fool you. We will flash into the enemy team and use znhoyas because Kappa.

The Soulforged2 votes

If they're not BoxBox, yes.

Nidalee SO NYAAA3 votes

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WutsKraken4 votes

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Would you like some fries with that Salt?

Yes please, I was having the time of my life reking that Riven until the DC item 3070 JarvanIVitem 3070

Nidalee SO NYAAA1 votes

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Yes please, I was having the time of my life reking that Riven until the DC item 3070 JarvanIVitem 3070

J4 Top is legit though

TheRainInSpain1 votes

better than being reported for doing that and then winning

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

"winning"?

I didn't realize it was a reportable offense to win. XD

manbearswine3 votes

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"winning"?

I didn't realize it was a reportable offense to win. XD

Everything is reportable,nothing is permitted.

Drukyul2 votes

J4 anywhere is legit.

Temp3te1 votes

The last Riven I saw went afk 10 minutes into the game. In URF.

Sìel10 votes

Usually a good way to see if this is foul play and not your ISP is to open up a browser while the dc or ping spike is happening in game and open up any webpage to see how fast (or slow) it loads. DDos attempts **usually ** focus just on your client's communication with the server at any point, and not on any other aspect on your internet.

P.S. I put "usually" in bold for the sake of the off chance I'm wrong about some details. I'm merely speaking from personal experience of such events and haven't noticed and/or experienced a full on internet shutdown.

WutsKraken11 votes

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Usually a good way to see if this is foul play and not your ISP is to open up a browser while the dc or ping spike is happening in game and open up any webpage to see how fast (or slow) it loads. DDos attempts **usually ** focus just on your client's communication with the server at any point, and not on any other aspect on your internet.

P.S. I put "usually" in bold for the sake of the off chance I'm wrong about some details. I'm merely speaking from personal experience of such events and haven't noticed and/or experienced a full on internet shutdown.

Everything else worked just fine hence how I made this post while DC'd/crashed

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