The ease of finding complaint

As someone who regularly rants obscenely about my personally most hated champions I'm no stranger to the typical insults hurled at critics like beer bottles at a redneck bar (I can say that, I'm from the south), however, what people even players from my own group don't seem to understand is I am definitely not exclusionary, I can point out the hate-able features in every champion, even champions I love. So since I've publicly spoken out against fizz, yasuo, and soon to be zed (boy won't that be fun) I figued I may as well prove once and for all that you can find something to hate and something to love in every single champion in this game. In the future when the group simply says, "oh there goes Dark on one of his rants again" I can point to this and say yeah but I'm equal opportunities. (That and it's fun to write and read negative criticism.... unless it's about Yasuo or Riven, those players are bloodhungry)

: Ever try and get in a late game slap fight with an AAtrox? Even a behind Aatrox, that demon WILL NOT DIE

: I love walking into lane and then getting hit with a flying heart that was about 1,567.86 miles to my left then I just die because 87 flying glowy orbs.

: Level 1: 0/6/0 Level 6: 4/7/0 Level 18: 27/7/0

: Oh wait, you wanted to trade with the enemy ADC? Yeaaaaaah you don't have permissions to do that

: Hey, enemy team, stop moving and die please

: You know that level 3 all in just in her tower range? Have fun with that

: Step 1 get hammer, step 2 smash keyboard, step 3 win

: That one girl you never suspect to be a serial killer but then murders everyone with sharp objects

: Super sassy and destroys teamfights by existing, makes perfect sense to me

: Stab stab stab stab stab insec ace

: You escaped with low HP and you're frantically trying to escape? I could give you this health relic..... NAH BWOOOOOOM

: I'm pretty sure his hand is just a scrapped bus because the hitboxes are about the same

: You wanted to try and group for a fight? Perfeeeeeect

: You, you don't touch my ADC, ok? ok.

: Basically pointless until about 25 minutes in, then somehow gets 5 pentakills

: That one champion no one ever really thinks is a threat until she melts them with no items

: Stronger level 1 than renekton or teemo, tankier late game than maokai, damage out the ass with two ap items

: Kinda bad now, but still a nightmare to build against

: HEALS, EXECUTES, BLEEDS, AND ALWAYS MANAGED TO COME BACK NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU BEAT HIM PRE 6

: If she gets one kill early, and you DONT make her explode every time you see her she will kill you in 0 seconds flat

: Guys there's a Mundo in our base! We know we can't get rid of him without losing a tower....

: Snowball's harder than a youtuber after a new horror game boom

: You only thought you killed him, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no, R

: Never seen one do good early game, never seen one do bad late game

: Screw your trinkets, you're going to have a bad laning phase

: Your ezreal couldn't hit a blitz pull, their ezreal somehow manages to magnetize every shot to you

: Really just his ult, though his fear does feel like it lasts for 10 years

: I hate Fiora, her vitals are so r%%%%%ed, and thats not the bad part, the bad part is she doesnt have to aim! She just lunges in a general direction! oh.... and spell immunity

: Do I really need to explain why people hate this broken fish?

: Underplayed, but his ult is an instant tilt button

: This guy is my main and I can still admit, his barrels half health squishies with one damage item, and he has a global tilt cannon on insta cast that procs thunderlords, that's pretty stupid

: He'll make your lane a living hell since no one can really fight and kill him early game, even if it's mostly even he'll still win by the slim margins.... after 20 minutes though he's useless

: Mini form is like teemo but slightly more rage inducing, mega form is like nasus but slightly less terrifying after 45 minutes

: He'll hit you like a bus and still build bulky AF

: hey graves why don't you have a cig- Where did my HP go?

: Really good ganks, really good damage, really good sustain, and all while building tank with 1 damage item

: This game is no longer league of legends, now its farm under tower simulator

: Try and gank me, TRY IT

: I HAD her beat for 20 minutes, then she got her third item

: See Braum, but less tanky

: He's a tank right? Then why does he do the damage of an assassin?

: He's like the umpire of league, THREE HITS, YOU'RE OUT, oh and he's actually really strong early game also so have fun with that!

: I heard you like to farm, no no no, I'm going to make you suffer for that audacity

: You're half health and I'm 1/4th? You're the one who dies, oh and i can get a quadra kill from a mile away.

: You did have me under wraps but then i got a double kill and now I'm 22/9

: Free smite and more kite than a kid in central park, not to mention she's like a long range Tahm Kench for her supp

: Totally a "Support"..... a support that does more damage than the ADC

: See, even when this guy dies he still wrecks teamfights pretty badly

: Free flashes, everyone knows that about Kassadin, but they forget he has free MR and no unit collision, which is always nice

: Pentakill! Pentakill! Pentakill! You have been promoted to bronze II!

: Nope, you don't kill me, now stand still for my ridiculous late game damage, and screw your resistances

: Teamwide stun and stupid amounts of one on one damage, sounds balanced eh riot?

: Isolation damage means if your adc even THINKS about going to clear a wave alone they'll be roach bait

: 10 person tryndamere ult makes fights awkward staring contests until the team that was already winning wins the fight anyways

: Get off me you stupid gerbil! Stop stabbing me! Oh look I'm dead again

: You played a tank this game? you'll be the first to die

: See, 4 flashes, ridiculous damage, and her passive doesn't make for a liked champion

: on your team, miserable, feeding, team blaming, idiot. on THEIR TEAM, insec'ing, 1v4'ing, untouchable god

: I liked moving, please let me move leona

: I liked moving, please let me move lissandra

: Those double shot combos are kinda r%%%%%ed, considering it's not too difficult to string his spells together, and his dash makes his ultimate feel unavoidable

: Assassins! Once your entire team has been polymorphed, you have my permission to die to our ulted adc

: I find that lux is always impossible to gank because she can stay far enough back to be safe, and she can often just kill the jungler before the mid can help, oh and her snare makes me feel like just quitting cause if she has combo YOU GON DIE

: Wrecking teamfights and acting as the body of bronzodia for years, beyond that, hes a big lane bully with a sunfire

: There's a reason he's called "Space Aids"

: Get off me maokai! I'm trying to help my team win a fight, but I cant do any damage through your ultimate!

: Do I really need to explain this one?

: Doesn't really garner much attention until she ults once then one shots your ADC with a Q

: The only hateable thing on morde atm is his dragon, that's it

: Snare..... leaverbustered

: The enemy ADC WILL NEVER DIE

: Don't worry guys I got this (15 minutes later) guuuuuuys I can't stop Nasus!

: Please see Sejuani, Leona, and Lissandra

: Go home spears are the most BS thing ever, and their hitbox is so friggin wide. OH and don't forget manaless low cooldown dashes!

: We all know the moment of panic when you're fighting your lane opponent and Nocturne ults

: Ok headed towards this bush to run away.... why am I slowed? OH G--

: Peel? Whats that? Oh yeah no and you can't kill me in time either

: 2 hits, 5 kills

: Easily the most opressive top lane, his damage is insane and he has a free block

: You don't get to be in this fight

: You're going to have less hair by the end of this top lane, harrier procs deal so much damage at all phases of the game

: Every ADC's shudders at the memories of killing themselves on a rammus without a choice

: Overall an amazing champion, but it's so fair to be able to gank top and bot back to back with no downtime

: you're going to cry under tower and you're NOT going to like it, otherwise he's going to W you with fury and deal 50% HP

: First, the solid snake impression, then your ADC is dead

: Literally the most cancerous champion, both her as a champ and her players

: I don't see how his flamespitter is balanced in any way shape or form, just spam this and you win, boom, no one can stop you

: Still the Q spamming, tank building, rooting mage we love to hate

: One good ult can turn a game as drastic as 30 v 15, totally not rage inducing

: Oh look, there go my buffs, he deceived over a wall might as well back, oh... nope.... he killed me...

: See, you don't get to play assassin this game, No one can outburst a shen ult in time before his channel

: Her job is to acquire a large bag of gold, then repeatedly smack you with said bag

: Everyone chases him, and he will always survive his proxy

: Against a good Sion you won't win a single teamfight, against a bad Sion you'll probably still just die to sunfire because he's SO HARD TO KILL

: You disengaged? Let me just yell at the top of my lungs

: You... yes you, ADC, don't you want to come over here with us? And then proceed to not move.

: see, you wanted to get this ADC, but you're going to dance instead

: Stupid heals, stupid silence, stupid ULT, everyone hates soraka

: Try engaging him as a melee champion, he will win the trade unless you poke him down like a smart person, but all in champs are SOL

: She's low you thought, you can kill her, now you're dead and surrounded by her big black balls

: Tahm is another openly hated champions, and I can see why, huge damage, and godlike saves, all on top of being stupid hard to take down

: You never really see her as dangerous until she kills you with 3 spells

: Is that a blade in mid air in river? OH HELLO AGAIN TALON FANCY SEEING YOU BOT LANE

: What wombo combo?

: He's statan for a reason, i think this one explains itself

: That hitbox is about as wide as 15 barons, so really just aim in the general area and use your lantern you'll be called a god in no time

: You lost 2 people in a fight? That's 3 towers down for tristy!

: Good luck building against this guy, it doesnt matter, he'll be tankier than you will

: Tower? HAH like i give a shit

: He roams twice, then he's carrying because no one backed off

: with twitch around a fight is NEVER 4v5 even if it looks like it

: The combination of bear turtle BM makes Udyr one of the most infuriating champions to chase down

: Targeted high base damage low cooldown harass at a high range and may have a slow.... this guy is bad how exactly?

: With a CC support he just snipes you all day long and theres nothing you can do, if he wants to go in, oh look you cant move

: She could be 0/27, by 40 minutes she will be 1v3'ing

: Ult, you die, teamfight, you're all stunned

: True damage lasers for the entire team! its like Christmas came early!

: Tanky as hell, and yet still manages to out damage both ADC's combined with one damage item

: you get stunned by that field? yeah you're dead now

: New vlad is everything you hate about old vlad, but buffed to no end for some reason

: You think mabye he wont do as much damage since he's a tank, then his bite does more damage than your assassin could dream of, oh and again with the whole good luck all inning him, and you can't run either

: WW might be the only exception.... except he has a suppress which is probably the best CC in the game and its point and click, and he never even gets low in jg, so yeah hes a nuisance

: He just sits in the back and pokes you down, you wanted to trade with him? Nah he has a stun and a minion wave to hide behind.

: Xin is one of the most noob friendly champions, the problem comes when people never move past xin into a more intensive assassin, because Xin has stupid damage, stupid cc, stupid heals, and good luck fighting him because he builds on hit with a knockup, AS, and % max hp damage

: I've said enough about yasuo.... and the fanboys are getting annoying, so if you really want my full opinion on this broken jackass go look at my rant (shameless af plug)

: New Yorick will just push harder than tryndamere, but if you try and stop him he'll kill you with no problem, he doesn't even need ghouls

: That slinghost means your wards are useless, you'll never see it coming

: You're already dead, and now Zed teleported to saftey for no cost and is spamming his annoying laugh at you

: So. Much. Harass!!!

: He won't die, his bombs do more damage than a mage, and HIS laugh is worse than Zed's

: Does more damage than ANNIE support

There we have it, all the champions and just one or more examples of something to hate in each of them. Keep in mind I don't think all the champs are op, i merely wanted to point out how easy it is to pick certain aspects that are easy to hate, and that's why ANY champion can be a pet peeve champion, but hey, let me know what your pet peeve champ is, I'm interested in what the community largely thinks now that the season is reaching it's end.