This was pretty damn funny

Lugg··176 votes·4,528 views

I had a match today where I bought Banner of Command item 3060 and promoted a cannon minion with it. It proceeded down lane until it got to an Azir. He starts complaining in all chat that the minion is bugged because he can't kill it.

I laughed so hard I had tears.

37 Comments

Solari Fortune101 votes

Azir Enemy Minion, I order you to die! Minion: No Azir But, But, the order was given...

DazedOnlooker1 votes

iM crYing.

Jason the other14 votes

Veigar I REFUSE TO DIE

Snake Town4 votes

item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070

MeesterMoo2 votes

That's... That's... actually really sad.

Deep Terror Nami29 votes

Banner is the greatest gift from Riot against an AP trying to split push. It's just...sad watching them struggle against it.

Ariel the Cruel11 votes

Build it in lane VS an Azir or Annie. Proceed to laugh. . . . Or roam.

Catastrop18 votes

[{quoted}](name=Ariel the Cruel,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=LfENehdE,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-10-05T13:46:08.221+0000)

Build it in lane VS an Azir or Annie. Proceed to laugh. . . . Or roam.

I might try this just for fun.

DazedOnlooker3 votes

Whenever i play Janna support, the Banner is usually the 3rd item i build after SS and item 3069, i love using it on a lane that gets no traffic because of team fights and such and 10mins later hearing "Your team has destroyed an Inhibitor!!" Or when i had one team rage at me because i solo killed 2 towers in a row because of a banner minion, and no one came to stop me because "Amg Janna soooo weak, she won't get the turret anyway, so not going to waste time running all the way to bot lane to stop her."xD

Only Play Darius1 votes

I think banner was meant to prevent people like Ziggs or Victor from clearing the wave from 2 miles away and making siege impossible.

Not necesarrily to stop a split push.

Deep Terror Nami1 votes

The intent doesn't mean much when Lissandra is up there crying XD

SpecterVonBaren2 votes

Eh, doesn't really help at all in a seige, if you use it on the lane you're in then the ADC will just kill it and if you use it on an off lane then because they have Ziggs, they're free to send someone to deal with it.

GastonBarnacles1 votes

Zzrot placed behind a tower is better for defence (even stops adcs from sieging) Banner is better for pushing offensively.

Jungle Lux God20 votes

Azir I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED.

blueberrypancake19 votes

#SionMidWithBannerOfCommandWasUsedInLCKAndItWasAwesome

I forget the counterpick was for tho, most likely an Azir

chriserit3 votes

It was Leblanc mid. Byebye leblanc roaming

GastonBarnacles2 votes

I know a guy that went from bronze to gold (so far) maining sion mid with zzrot rush. I guess he sets it there to farm and push for him while he roams or gets jungle.

Wind Whistler1 votes

{quoted}

I know a guy that went from bronze to gold (so far) maining sion mid with zzrot rush. I guess he sets it there to farm and push for him while he roams or gets jungle.

Funny seeing you here again.

AkiNoKaeda10 votes

Azir "Shurima, your minion is out of control!"

ChaosThief2 votes

Try this in one for all vs tahm. When he tries to eat a promoted minion, it just gets out of his mouth and keeps going.

Wind Whistler1 votes

{quoted}

Try this in one for all vs tahm. When he tries to eat a promoted minion, it just gets out of his mouth and keeps going.

One for all isn't out yet.

ChaosThief1 votes

When it does come out. It will in a week or two, I believe.

skidmarkmania1 votes

LOL

RogueWill1 votes

You gotta love that immunity to magic damage xD

IcyPepper1 votes

Were you the support or the midlaner?

Lugg1 votes

I was the support.

Phil Fly1 votes

Just imagine if promoted minions auto-taunted AP champs. They'd have no choice but to suffer.

warpenguin5551 votes

omg lol

Carnage1 votes

XD

Kaldana1 votes

Banner of Command is one of the most underrated items in the game. I build it on my support every game.

GastonBarnacles1 votes

Build zzrot too? I like to go gragas or malph with them top. Would be so good if someone else also bought them cause together you can push 2 lanes or strongly push one whilw grouping mid. Ppl dont want to do fun tactics though.

Painted Celt1 votes

I love this item.item 3060

Fowus1 votes

Fizz what the fuck not even I can kill it

Orders1 votes

The biggest LOL I had with Banner of Command was in URF. Most people picked AP champs in URF and I watched as piles of Banner'd up minions swarmed their base and they could do nothing about it. It was the best fun in URF that I had.

Also, DrMundo is crazy good in URF.

Mohagan1 votes

best part is when buffing a cannon minion with baron buff. it's so far out of range they can't kill it when sieging and just laugh as the cannon minion takes down turret while they can't do anything.

LittleBlast1 votes

Now if only we could activate it on eachother.

GastonBarnacles1 votes

Bought this vs a full ap team and their vlad and brand spent time killing it in top while we went 5v3 pushing bot. I wish more ppl would buy it. I have gone zzrot and banner of command many times kind of as a troll tactic. Always try to convince support to buy them as well.

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