I thought everyone was joking.

Darth West·Mar 14, 2017·135 votes·8,678 views

So I was recently playing against a and let me tell you.. It was the most crappy experience I had, hell.. I beat him in lane and I wasn't even happy about it at all. I shall give a list of what he did.

Spammed level 6 emote.
Spammed his laugh.
Said in All Chat after I killed him "Your champion is cancer get gud kid"
Spam danced as I clear my minion wave.
Dashed around like a mad man for no reason at all, supposing to look "cool"

Now I understand the hate on the majority of players. Didn't have fun all game, didn't even feel like I won the game.

Congratulations . You have a special place on my ban list.

137 Comments

abca98Mar 14, 201750 votes

1 Play Teemo without pushing the lane. 2 Harass, but carefully. 3 When he is so tilted that he tries to dive you, aa him so he uses the wall. 4 Then move away to make him follow you and use q. 5 Enjoy him trying to aa you. 6 Watch him die and call you a coward in global chat. 7 Answer him that Yasuo counters Teemo. 8 See him go afk. 9 Report him at the end. 10 ?????? 11 Profit.

MeowzaMar 14, 201731 votes

tfw you type "my move command counters your windwall"

Teemo

Spicy RiceMar 14, 20176 votes

If the yas is using his wall to block an aa, and he still goes in, he probably is a sentient garbage can

3TWarriorMar 14, 20172 votes

well, the problem is that teemo's Q and auto are almost exactly the same

teemo is one of the few champions left unmodified from most of their original states (though his mushrooms were updated and camoflage changed )

Spicy RiceMar 14, 20173 votes

Ehhh, the q projectile is much fatter than the auto, though the animations are similar.

Maybe i just have a lot of experience against teemo ¯_(ツ)_/¯

My Waifu VanillaMar 14, 20174 votes

It depends on the skin. On the base they do look fairly similar, but on things like Omega Squad where he throws a knife....you have to be a boosted bonobo to not tell the difference.

Velzard of KozMar 14, 20174 votes

Pay 2 Lose kappa

Xx420n0sc0p3sxXMar 14, 20171 votes

Yes and then you play against a non-braindead yas that outscales you because he was safe in lane and you picked teemo

Not saying Yas is op, but teemo really is only a good counter against idiots yas (Any decent yas (player in general) doesnt do 3-5)

abca98Mar 14, 20172 votes

Yeah forgot to say it only works vs tilters XD. I have lived that match up, if the yasuo is good just farms until he all-ins and destroys Teemo.

FlyingRoboticCowMar 14, 201740 votes

What if Yasuo and Riven had a child?

Fisher No ChainsMar 14, 20176 votes

Kill that asap

Darth WestMar 14, 201760 votes

http://68.media.tumblr.com/32d87cb52418112fcb1e6f5330e8c03c/tumblr_o1sc8wzoG61udh5n8o1_r3_400.gif

BarkhoofMar 14, 201713 votes

I love every one of these commercials.

QuickenedBladeMar 14, 2017113 votes

{quoted}

What if and had a child?

Vayne

Velzard of KozMar 14, 20174 votes

Let us hunt those who have fallen for decency.

Rook LouxMar 14, 201731 votes

Actually cancer cells reproduce asexually

Valhalla RisingMar 14, 201710 votes

{quoted}

What if and had a child?

Camille

5000000000000000Mar 14, 20173 votes

Good thing they don't like each other

Dabrick01Mar 14, 201738 votes

I swear, the toxic, garbage Yasuo players give all of us true mains a really bad name.

I mean come on guys we aren't all garbage.

Just toxic as fuck.

PeppurrMar 14, 201711 votes

Same for Riven :/

paisyMar 15, 20177 votes

"Typical Riven"

Papa AndreiMar 14, 20173 votes

Its in a Ratio of 4:1 though... and tbh, champs like that just are annoying by merely existif cause every animation screams "I am better than you"

Curious KatMar 14, 201723 votes

Come on man, don't let one damn experience make you instantly put all Yas players in that kind of category.... they are not all like that i promise you.

Any champion/player can give a negative experience. In my experience it's usually a LeeSin player with his level 7 mastery, whom will fail ganks and just fuck up period then proceed to blame whatever person he tried to gank for, cause ya know, he's just so much better and on another level lmao.

Most Yas players i meet are just silent and don't do anything besides just play the game. Hell iv'e only seen a handful of toxic Riven and she is supposedly one of those bad rep champions just like Yas, yet i don't have any memorable BAD experiences with said champ or it's players.

BTW, if that player is toxic one one champ, they are toxic on all champs. Don't let one event bother you. I still give Lee players the benefit of the doubt even though iv'e had MULTIPLE very memorable matches with a very toxic Lee on my team.

ParallelityMar 14, 20178 votes

Actually, if you go to r/rivenmains, the entire subreddit is against being toxic, it's mostly low elo players of Riven, Lee, Yas, Vayne, ETC., who get salty when they can't use mechanics correctly, instead of people who play the champion for the mechanical intensity, instead of them being "Easy."

Zenthon PrimeMar 14, 20174 votes

Problem is, easily 90% of players are Plat and below, where you mostly get these toxic Rivens / Lees / Yasuos / etc. TBH, most Yasuos and Lees aren't that toxic, although Riven is usually a bad sign.

I actually think Vayne has by far the worst playerbase. I'm not sure if I'm unlucky but I started keeping track a long time ago and I seriously haven't run into an ADC Vayne that wasn't toxic in probably 2 years. Did meet a top Vayne that was nice and cooperative......but just one.

Avios1Mar 14, 20172 votes

I've had the same deal, but with every Ezreal I've played with.

Screw those cocky pieces of junk.

DynikusMar 14, 201713 votes

Now I understand the hate on the majority of players.

So one asshole that's probably toxic on every champion he plays somehow is a good representation of a majority of a group of players?

SwaggyMcGhee420Mar 14, 20176 votes

People love to make generalizations.

CudyDarkyzMar 14, 20175 votes

It may have something to do with a lot of league players being toxic assholes and Yasuo is one of the most played champs in the game. so he has "more" toxic players then other champs. Say there is 50 Yasuo players who are toxic, and 50 who are not but that's still 50 toxic players. I'm just going to say a random champ Sion may have 20 toxic players and only 10 nice players. Sion has a higher% of toxic players but Yasuo has more toxic players.

"Just because i don't like Yasuo . A lot of players who are toxic want to look down on other players and Yasuo has a kit that is muh skill basically fitting into there mindset that i can do something you cant so i'm better then you"

idontgiveabotherMar 14, 201712 votes

He just ain't fun to play against whether it be the player or the champion.

sirwaterflesMar 14, 20177 votes

Jup. They always say you just have to learn how to play against him. I know how to play against him, infact he was the champ i killed the most last season. Still hate the champ with a pasion because of all the bullshit you just listed.

VasilisGreenMar 14, 20177 votes

Ban the players, not the champions. It's not the champion's fault that the guy who played him was a dick

AritraMar 14, 20177 votes

no offense, as a non yas player too, if you actually judge a community based on one experience, (such as saying everyone who has mustaches are stalkers), you're pretty toxic as well. Hate the player not the champ.

OelykMar 14, 20176 votes

The only reason I hate Yasuo is that he fucks you lane just shoving the wave then dueling you while your trying to farm and deal with him. His W and R are fine, but it doesn't stop me from thinking "FUCK!" when he lands 4 man ult.

VolgorathMar 15, 20176 votes

But did he have the Project skin?

Darth WestMar 15, 20172 votes

How'd you know lol

VolgorathMar 15, 20175 votes

All bad Yasuo players exhibit the same characteristics, unfortunately...

TheMinezMar 15, 20172 votes

I almost never play Windman, yet when I do, I type something about my team being bad in all chat followed by the words "Am I doing it right?" a few seconds later.

GULAG 4 UMar 14, 20175 votes

so you've met one %%%% and proceed to assume all others are too?

DuskDaUmbreonMar 14, 20174 votes

I can confirm that OP is correct. I've been on all four sides of a Yasuo - laning against him, jungling against a team with him, playing on the same team as him, and even playing as him. Something about him just brings out the worst in all of us, and, before you know it, you're saying "GG ez mid noob" at the end, and spamming your mastery emote.

GULAG 4 UMar 14, 20173 votes

So you're completely ignoring the times where your yasuo isn't flaming? Ok.

LauchmelderMar 14, 20178 votes

The few times a Yasuo didn't flame my team were the games he fed his arse off.

EndlessSorcererMar 14, 20174 votes

I find they just start blaming the jungler in that situation.

Gregor GysiMar 15, 20175 votes

That's exactly how it works. You hear about people talking about toxic Yasuo players but as you never experienced Yasuo players to be exceptionally toxic you didn't really mind what people said. But once you see a super toxic Yasuo you remember all those people complaining about Yasuo mains and you instantly conclude that the hate on the majority of Yasuo mains is justified.

Now imagine that this was, let's say, a Bard showing exactly the behaviour that this Yasuo did. Would you have gone on the boards drawing some conclusion on how Bard mains generally behave? You probably wouldn't have as that Bard player would have been a toxic player first and not a toxic Bard main, representative for all Bard mains.

The point is: see a toxic Nami main? Eh, just some random twat. Toxic Azir ? Weird, that champion does still exist? Toxic Yasuo ? All those people must've been right, let's ban Yasuo from now on.

cuddlykitten4Mar 14, 20173 votes

Just type " :) " in all chat back at him constantly. I know it doesn't seem like it would work. However, nothing is more frustrating to someone that is trying to piss someone off than to be met with the fact that the person in questions happiness can't be faltered. For real, he'll end up tilting himself instead, and that's funnier than anything he could ever try. XD (seriously, I"m not making this up)