I thought everyone was joking.

Darth West·3/14/2017, 9:59:15 AM·135 votes·8,678 views

So I was recently playing against a Yasuo and let me tell you.. It was the most crappy experience I had, hell.. I beat him in lane and I wasn't even happy about it at all. I shall give a list of what he did.

  • Spammed level 6 emote.
  • Spammed his laugh.
  • Said in All Chat after I killed him "Your champion is cancer get gud kid"
  • Spam danced as I clear my minion wave.
  • Dashed around like a mad man for no reason at all, supposing to look "cool"

Now I understand the hate on the majority of Yasuo players. Didn't have fun all game, didn't even feel like I won the game.

Congratulations Yasuo . You have a special place on my ban list.

137 Comments

abca983/14/2017, 11:24:14 AM50 votes

1 Play Teemo without pushing the lane. 2 Harass, but carefully. 3 When he is so tilted that he tries to dive you, aa him so he uses the wall. 4 Then move away to make him follow you and use q. 5 Enjoy him trying to aa you. 6 Watch him die and call you a coward in global chat. 7 Answer him that Yasuo counters Teemo. 8 See him go afk. 9 Report him at the end. 10 ?????? 11 Profit.

FlyingRoboticCow3/14/2017, 10:01:08 AM40 votes

What if Yasuo and Riven had a child?

Dabrick013/14/2017, 12:53:06 PM38 votes

I swear, the toxic, garbage Yasuo players give all of us true mains a really bad name.

I mean come on guys we aren't all garbage.

Just toxic as fuck.

Curious Kat3/14/2017, 11:08:49 AM23 votes

Come on man, don't let one damn experience make you instantly put all Yas players in that kind of category.... they are not all like that i promise you.

Any champion/player can give a negative experience. In my experience it's usually a LeeSin player with his level 7 mastery, whom will fail ganks and just fuck up period then proceed to blame whatever person he tried to gank for, cause ya know, he's just so much better and on another level lmao.

Most Yas players i meet are just silent and don't do anything besides just play the game. Hell iv'e only seen a handful of toxic Riven and she is supposedly one of those bad rep champions just like Yas, yet i don't have any memorable BAD experiences with said champ or it's players.

BTW, if that player is toxic one one champ, they are toxic on all champs. Don't let one event bother you. I still give Lee players the benefit of the doubt even though iv'e had MULTIPLE very memorable matches with a very toxic Lee on my team.

Dynikus3/14/2017, 10:31:57 AM13 votes

Now I understand the hate on the majority of Yasuo players.

So one asshole that's probably toxic on every champion he plays somehow is a good representation of a majority of a group of players?

idontgiveabother3/14/2017, 12:39:25 PM12 votes

He just ain't fun to play against whether it be the player or the champion.

sirwaterfles3/14/2017, 10:45:46 AM7 votes

Jup. They always say you just have to learn how to play against him. I know how to play against him, infact he was the champ i killed the most last season. Still hate the champ with a pasion because of all the bullshit you just listed.

Aritra3/14/2017, 5:55:58 PM7 votes

no offense, as a non yas player too, if you actually judge a community based on one experience, (such as saying everyone who has mustaches are stalkers), you're pretty toxic as well. Hate the player not the champ.

VasilisGreen3/14/2017, 5:41:37 PM7 votes

Ban the players, not the champions. It's not the champion's fault that the guy who played him was a dick

Oelyk3/14/2017, 3:22:12 PM6 votes

The only reason I hate Yasuo is that he fucks you lane just shoving the wave then dueling you while your trying to farm and deal with him. His W and R are fine, but it doesn't stop me from thinking "FUCK!" when he lands 4 man ult.

Volgorath3/15/2017, 1:25:47 AM6 votes

But did he have the Project skin?

Gregor Gysi3/15/2017, 1:32:56 AM5 votes

That's exactly how it works. You hear about people talking about toxic Yasuo players but as you never experienced Yasuo players to be exceptionally toxic you didn't really mind what people said. But once you see a super toxic Yasuo you remember all those people complaining about Yasuo mains and you instantly conclude that the hate on the majority of Yasuo mains is justified.

Now imagine that this was, let's say, a Bard showing exactly the behaviour that this Yasuo did. Would you have gone on the boards drawing some conclusion on how Bard mains generally behave? You probably wouldn't have as that Bard player would have been a toxic player first and not a toxic Bard main, representative for all Bard mains.

The point is: see a toxic Nami main? Eh, just some random twat. Toxic Azir? Weird, that champion does still exist? Toxic Yasuo? All those people must've been right, let's ban Yasuo from now on.

GULAG 4 U3/14/2017, 2:50:46 PM5 votes

so you've met one %%%% and proceed to assume all others are too?

cuddlykitten43/14/2017, 8:08:58 PM3 votes

Just type " :) " in all chat back at him constantly. I know it doesn't seem like it would work. However, nothing is more frustrating to someone that is trying to piss someone off than to be met with the fact that the person in questions happiness can't be faltered. For real, he'll end up tilting himself instead, and that's funnier than anything he could ever try. XD (seriously, I"m not making this up)

Xonra3/14/2017, 11:55:25 PM3 votes

As much as I am not a fan of Yasuo, it sounds more like you were playing against some sad dick bag than it being a problem with Yasuo.

General Esdeath 3/15/2017, 1:00:38 AM1 votes

Who were you playing as?