What are some of your most memorible "my lane opponent(s) are terrible" stories?

warpenguin555·11/15/2015, 5:41:45 PM·3 votes·563 views

Im always the 1st champion listed

Shen vs Fiora(Pre-rework): Right at level 3, she dives on me even though I poked her down to about half health with my q's. I kill her. Farm up, using q regen. She tries it again. shes still 3, im about lvl 4-5. Kill her again. This time im forced to back. TP into lane. Shes back, tries it again, almost gets me this time but i kill her again. She ragequits
Malzahar vs Yasuo: This Yasuo tried to windwall my e to prevent it from bouncing. He did this multiple times. Each time he would stand right behind the minions and each time it would bounce right to him. He also would try to windwall my Q, but he would aim it right at me, and my q still hit him behind the wall.
Teemo vs Irelia: This was a ranked game. She would step on freshly placed shrooms constantly. Even the ones she saw me place.

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Bemapon11/15/2015, 9:01:26 PM2 votes

AD Blitzcrank vs Ryze top.

Whenever he walked into lane I would kill him just because I could. Then he spent the entire game complaining about how bad I was. Nothing special happened. He just walked into lane and I beat him to death.

redniwediS11/15/2015, 5:55:26 PM1 votes

My best story is just plain sad...

As a Garen main since season 1 I know him pretty well. Right after the Juggernaut update came in (when Garen was still doing true damage based on his own health and all that) I got put into a full premade match against another premade. They had an Olaf top who was clearly a first time Olaf.

About five minutes into the game my food was ready... I got my food, ate it while only farming under tower with my E, and Olaf never figured out how to push me away. I was literally clicking on my E with my mouse while I ate and I stayed ahead in farm...

I only killed him if he did something stupid, but once I finished eating I decided the best thing I could do for this poor guy is end the game quickly... While it wasn't as quick as I was hoping for, at least their team didn't seem to have had too bad of a time playing.

Ionian11/15/2015, 5:56:10 PM1 votes

Every time a Zed ults me as Ahri under turret.

2000boxes11/15/2015, 5:58:11 PM1 votes

Zed vs the world Now let me tell you this. I am an awful zed. I was under my turret and i was losing to malzahar. All i had was a bork a qss and some merc treads. I was under my tower and since i am behind the top lane, jungler, and bottom lane dive me at once to get ahead even more and to put me behind even more. Let's just say i pulled off a pretty nice outplay that involved my flash my bork my w and my ult. Bot dies first. Then top dies. Then i q the rengar for the quad and now i'm back in the game.

Clockwork Mouse11/15/2015, 5:48:49 PM1 votes

Teemo dove me, as Cass at full HP. he was already getting his butt kicked, andi was fed. Once he dove I ulted him, freezing him under turret, and then doing my combo. Oh also, he got Bork. What is this AD Teemo that preseason has created? It has not worked at all the 3 times I have seen it lol.

Vesarixx11/15/2015, 6:51:23 PM1 votes

I've played a fair amount of Sona and a few stories stick out, like one game where the enemy team ended up yelling in all chat at their Fizz because I kept killing him, or when I killed an enemy Vayne and my mid started commenting on supports kill stealing, until I pointed out that the ADC hadn't done damage or even gotten an assist.

darkmatchwaldo11/15/2015, 7:10:17 PM1 votes

Playing Yasuo vs Viktor

The Viktor walks into lane and misses the E by a mile, i thought it might be a misclick until it happened again....and again....and again...soon he was oom and only level 2. Lets just say it was an easy lane.

Snowdrift11/15/2015, 7:20:56 PM1 votes

This just happened recently... I was playing Jinx against another Jinx. My jungle was low behind dragon pit and the enemy Jinx didn't have ult so she attempted to hit him with zap from dragon pit... Dragon hadn't been killed but she burns flash to get in range and her zap hits the dragon instead. I think I sat there giggling for a good 5 minutes. Another one is anytime I play Ahri into Yasuo and they try to tower dive me... Charm op

Dangerous Man11/15/2015, 6:12:50 PM1 votes

Cassiopeia I was playing Cass top (It works) and this Darius Tried to come at me...I used my Q and spammed my E on the 0.5 second cooldown. He just kept coming at me and died without touching me