Dumbest thing someone said to you in-game?

Glîtchy·Nov 4, 2016·10 votes·1,681 views

What was THE DUMBEST thing you've ever seen someone say in-game?

For me it was a Heimer and Yi saying how Azir was no-skill

46 Comments

WeatheredNov 4, 20168 votes

Lee Sin complained that I, the enemy Shaco, counters him and that's why he was losing.

Like, dafuq.

KeepeNov 4, 20163 votes

Shut up and take my upvote.

Crash ChannelNov 4, 20161 votes

well i mean if being blind wasn't already hard enough, you were also going invisible. item 3341

TakazakiNov 4, 20168 votes

a kalista called me a hacker for last hitting with her passive " report alistar, hacking using infinite relic shield procs "

SolemdeathNov 4, 20164 votes

Hands down, the dumbest thing anyone ever said to me was "REPORT KAYLE FOR SCRIPTING THEY HAVE INVULNERABILITY HACKS" [zombie-brand-facepalm]

EDIT: If that isn't enough, I just remembered a Riven saying the only reason they lost lane is because Teemo counters Riven... I also remember an Azir telling me that Yasuo hard counters him and thats the only reason I won lane. I am just glad that I didn't get those guys on my team.

Darkslayer85Nov 5, 20161 votes

Yasuo does counter azir...

I used to play azir, so I should know.

Only Play DariusNov 5, 20161 votes

Windwall blocks nothing from Azir, not even his autoattacks

Darkslayer85Nov 5, 20161 votes

Windwall blocks Q entirely.... Also blocks ult, so you can't shurima shuffle him if he dives you.

Only Play DariusNov 5, 20161 votes

Didn't know that

Darkslayer85Nov 5, 20161 votes

If the yas is bad, Azir will have a field day. If he's good enough Azir is literally going to cry.

V The Support VNov 4, 20164 votes

Someone once called me a "Pancake".

Crash ChannelNov 4, 20162 votes

"sorry guys if i disconnect, i have bad internet"

said with clenched teeth - then why did you even start a game [zombie-brand-mindblown]

LadracNov 4, 20161 votes

Guy picking Yasuo mid lane when our team has no knock up, goes 1/11, then complain that he cannot use ult in teamfight... Guy picking any squishy top laner/jungler/support then complains about team not having a tank... ADC going 1v2 when the support wasnt even close, then asking to report his support... Anyone complaining about "braindead champs", "no skill champs"....it makes no sense for me. I mean, you play whatever you like, it can be Annie , Warwick or Garen , but what I saw...that when you dominate, the enemy starts to be salty because of your picks. Anyone pushing like there is no tommorow without even dropping at least 1 ward, then, when he dies start to blame his jungler... I saw a lot of dumb things in almost 2 seasons. I could make a top 50 I think xD

The WhamboozlerNov 4, 20162 votes

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Guy picking mid lane at all.

ftfy

warpenguin555Nov 4, 20161 votes

-One of my more recent threads had a Quinn telling me (Illaoi) "Wow so fair. thanks riot" after deciding to fight me in melee range and dying in about 2 seconds or so. -Also had a guy about a year ago tell me that a 1-4 is better then getting caught out alone because he got a kill and when i got caught i didnt.

"WTF DOES THAT BLOCK EVERYTHING!!!!!!" This was a Kha'Zix who kept ganking me as Malzahar mid, blowing his q on my passive, and running away. None of times he gank was the enemy mid laner anywhere close to follow up either.
A guy who claimed he hated all bronze players and that they were all trash. Later said he was Bronze 1 and when questioned about it claimed he said that he wasnt Bronze...
A Nasus and Katarina told me Yi was a no skill champion. No shit but really...
A Darius was blaming the Jungler (not me) for his lost lane. I watched him dive the enemy Fiora atleast twice and die.
A guy told me that KDA matters more then winrate
"WTF MID NO MIA" after i pinged MIA and back off until the game stopped me and typed MIA in the chat.
A Caitlyn kept dying 2v1 when i was roaming as bard. "Bard should not exist"
"I shouldnt have to build QSS vs Malzahar to beat him"- enemy Jinx.
Enemy was raging about how we all picked overpowered champions. In aram...

The WhamboozlerNov 4, 20162 votes

Most of these were pretty dumb, but these...

{quoted}

-One of my more recent threads had a Quinn telling me (Illaoi) "Wow so fair. thanks riot" after deciding to fight me in melee range and dying in about 2 seconds or so.

Illaoi IS kinda a poorly designed pile of crap tho. I mean, yeah... Quinn is an idiot here, but... it doesn't make the fact that she auto-wins against melee champs with a single button press any less true.

A Nasus and Katarina told me Yi was a no skill champion. No shit but really...

All three of those are no-skill champions. They weren't technically wrong. Of the lot NASUS is probably the hardest one, since at least the big dope has to last hit well and he's vulnerable to kiting.

Enemy was raging about how we all picked overpowered champions. In aram...

ARAM accounts exist, so this is prob what they were whining about. I know when I play ARAM I see "good" aram champs far, far, FAR more often than bad ones. I have no idea how big a problem ARAM accounts are, but they ARE a thing and any time I see an enemy team loaded with potent ARAM champs I wonder to myself if the enemy did get them fair and square. Kinda ruins the game a bit.

This would be easily fixed if Riot made ARAM include all the champs for everyone, so this one is kinda on Riot.

TeCoolMageNov 5, 20161 votes

Bard shouldn't roam while there's more than one enemy in lane in solo queue... Unless there's a really good reason and they agree to it.

Automated RivenNov 18, 20161 votes

yeah and the support shouldnt back when there is more then one enemy either. nor should the adc learn to play.

BreakuNov 4, 20161 votes

{quoted}

What was THE DUMBEST thing you've ever seen someone say in-game?

For me it was a Heimer and Yi saying how Azir was no-skill

tell me this was at least pre-nerf Azir

GlîtchyNov 18, 20161 votes

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tell me this was at least pre-nerf Azir

This was actually just a couple months ago.

GULAG 4 UNov 4, 20161 votes

"Learn map awareness and lane control"

Top lane kayle telling me this when I was taking her creeps while she was dead for 30 seconds on the timer.

The WhamboozlerNov 4, 20161 votes

No specific example but instead one that happens a lot.

When someone on your team who is something absurd like 10/10/2 or some nonsense rages, whines or tries to scapegoat a player who is something like 1/0/5 or something. "OMG, this mid is useless!" or "omg adc is bad!". It's like they honestly feel that going 1 for 1 repeatedly makes them good because they have a lot of kills. It is the most moronic and INFURIATING thing for me because they earnestly, stubbornly believe it and there is NO convincing them otherwise.

This is often some over-aggressive top laner who will relentlessly trade kills with his enemy. Even if said enemy out-scales him. Even if said enemy has two people helping him so he gave up MORE gold (kill + assists vs a kill) than he gained. Even if the team is asking them to group or to stop "splitpushing" and help take another lane or dragon or something. They'll immediately assume that "Darius pls help mid" or "Darius pls stop pushing top" is a personal offense and will dig into the guy on the team with the least kills and vomit hate all over them. Even if it's a support, tank or utility champion who really doesn't get kills.

Yeah Darius... that support Naut sure is trash. I mean he's like 0/4/17. What a scrub. You having 10 kills means a lot... even though you also gave the ENEMY 10 kills and the score is still even there. I'm sure you'd get second tier tower if we weren't all "scrubs" down here, foolishly trying to take dragon or bot tower or whatever.

This was kind of a rant... but yeah... that attitude drives me god-damned NUTS.

Carrie PigeonNov 4, 20161 votes

A teemo complaining about how Heimer was broken when he kept running into my turrets.

MythPuppyNov 4, 20161 votes

I always go bot lane. Some dude said "supp" in chat and when I said I got bot he said, And I quote "Supp is a title! it means I get lanes to myself" What the actuall hell?

PimasterchampionNov 5, 20161 votes

The dumbest thing was that a lux told me that tristana could only be used as support and not adc.

MordepoolNov 5, 20161 votes

"What are you doing Mordekaiser is a ADC"

NiyumiNov 5, 20161 votes

"ADCs have counterplay. You just died because you're bad."

TyrekGoldenspearNov 5, 20161 votes

For me it was a Heimer and Yi saying how Azir was no-skill

[zombie-brand-mindblown] Wow.

For me I believe it was our vayne saying that Lux had no CC or damage when played as a support.

Sagan ForeverNov 5, 20161 votes

I was once flamed for building Maokai as a tank...

ElishevaNov 5, 20161 votes

"I feel targeted because I am black" . . . We hadn't said a single word all game until that point. He was actually offended.

Only Play DariusNov 5, 20161 votes

I was playing XinZhao and Nidalee kept coming into my jungle and dying. Repeatedly typed in /all that I would be "reported for playing an overpowered broken no-skill champ"

Ironically this was the patch when Nidalee was reworked into a jungler and had a 56% winrate

KANSAS CITY STARNov 5, 20161 votes

This Leblanc must be Cabbage 5

runedaraNov 5, 20161 votes

I was trying out AP tryn a while ago after the nerfs. Someone said he wasn't good after they removed DFG.

köibitoNov 5, 20161 votes

"Duskblade is bad on mf idiot"

DemainaNyxNov 5, 20161 votes

"I refuse to carry this support" said our Lee Sin jungle to me as Brand support when I died for the 4th time to a 4v2 gank. Surprising part was I got my entire combo off first, getting all of them down to about half which my ADC got a triple off of. After the game he made the remark, "tbh, Brand normally does more damage." Apparently doing the most damage on the team by 10K as support wasn't enough for him.

Mid Zed, Top Riven, Jungle Lee Sin, ADC Jinx. "We need tanky support" said Zed as second to last pick. We also need an AP solo laner as well, but apparently that wasn't a thought either.

Playing Teemo on ARAM, the enemy team had bought a item 3185 and 2 item 3187 . I made the comment of "3 item slots just to counter me ^^" and the enemy Malzahar said, "too bad your ult is countered by an item." Really Malz?

Was told to stop KSing as Brand support after I had died at the beginning of a teamfight and my passive popped 2 low health enemies our Vayne was trying to kill.

TeCoolMageNov 5, 20161 votes

Soraka tank

every time.

even after the warmog's nerf.

hoooly guys it's not that hard to comprehend: tank soraka is bad.

KANSAS CITY STARNov 5, 20161 votes

it might be because i play a lot of aram but my favorite runepage for her was 300something hp @ 18 and 45 ap @ 18 with 0/18/9 or whatever the numbers are. depends on the enemy team but most of the time go hp/ap build on items as well... works very well

Hextech OwINov 5, 20161 votes

To me it was someone telling my name is really bad after blaming him on his name (He was called H!tler or a déformation of this name and was braging about it).

ChíckenDaddyNov 5, 20161 votes

The jg TwistedFate who was hyper feeding and worst on the team blaming the team for losing.

CatastropNov 18, 20161 votes

Our Shaco flamed ally Viktor for taking enemy Blue buff because it denied him the "double blue buff."

GlîtchyNov 18, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Our Shaco flamed ally Viktor for taking enemy Blue buff because it denied him the "double blue buff."

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

CatastropNov 18, 20161 votes

{quoted}

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Yeah this was my reaction when it happened too.

Hovering HentaiNov 18, 20161 votes

"Come 1v1 me!"

I was Vayne...

GlîtchyNov 19, 20161 votes

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"Come 1v1 me!"

I was Vayne...

One does not simply, 1v1 Vayne.

RákãñNov 19, 20161 votes

The most dumbest thing someone ever said in-game? I had one saying Garen was to hard to play as he as troubles with his "skill shot" moves. This was in a ranked match and he was feeding hard.