Riot... Riot you didn't TELL US THEY WERE ADORABLE. RIOT WHY. RIOT WHAT THE HELL.

Voidac·9/14/2016, 6:00:04 PM·73 votes·6,950 views
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I JUST ASSUMED THEY WERE SNARLING EVIL CORRUPTED WOLF THINGS.

YOU EXPECT US TO KILL THEM NOW?

57 Comments

FreeHealthcare9/14/2016, 8:42:12 PM32 votes

Now this is just absolute theory madness, but what if when Ivern is in a game he causes the jungle monsters to change models and sound effects? That way, when anyone kills anything in the jungle they have to hear heart-wrenching whimpering sounds as they kill each camp for gold. This could insta-tilt the enemy jungler depending on the player (and possibly your jungler too if Ivern isn't a hardcore jungler)

RiotAD Yuumi9/16/2016, 12:07:02 AM29 votes

The real monster in the jungle IS YOU.

Demon King Maou9/14/2016, 6:00:44 PM12 votes

NO MERCY PAPA MAOU NEEDS NEW BOOTS YAY WOLFFUR

Noblewind9/15/2016, 4:16:55 AM10 votes

I've...I've killed so many item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 I DIDNT KNOW TEAM I DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!! item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070

JC DarkOmen9/14/2016, 6:14:59 PM9 votes

No regerts. On behalf of all Udyr mains:

"We do not know pity, even for [them! It was] a necessary sacrifice."

ChaosThief9/14/2016, 8:42:53 PM8 votes

Maybe that's just how the new champion sees them.

UnderscorBunnies9/15/2016, 2:20:34 AM4 votes

The irony comes when we find out that Ivern's a jungler.

Supreme Senpai699/15/2016, 2:32:10 AM4 votes

The ones on SR are corrupted. One even has two heads for crying out loud lol.

Edit: Omg the purple one has two heads I thought it was just two of them. This must be the wolf camp but as babies.

Dr Poro9/15/2016, 1:40:23 PM2 votes

I vote for 2-1-2 lanes, stop the animal hunting!

Inb4 minion-protecting champion showing how cute minions actually are.

Terozu9/17/2016, 1:06:58 AM1 votes

Well they were always described as a mother and her babies if I remember right... So... yah you was killin da babies.

DrCyanide9/15/2016, 1:41:13 AM1 votes

Yes, you must kill them, so that you have a chance of once again gaining cute Ghost Wolf companions to fight along side you. If they don't die now, they won't have Ghosts in the future!

DemainaNyx9/18/2016, 1:35:34 AM1 votes

I so hope that Ivern actually does something like petting the jungle monsters, just so it syncs with his voice overs of "Next time, more petting and less stabbing" right now. I would so adore that.

I wonder if he's gonna have like a passive that he gains levels by being near camps. Maybe it's like a sunfire cape effect where it slowly wittles down their health without you actually hitting them, maybe at the cost of his health so that you still take damage from clearing the jungle while not actually damaging the enemies. Who knows.

Blue Moon Wolf9/15/2016, 6:49:42 AM1 votes

To be fair, those are just the puppies. It's like how Wolf pups IRL are adorable wouldn't hurt you, but the full grown ones are vicious and wouldn't think twice about making you their next meal.

Gamemaster Anth9/15/2016, 6:56:10 AM1 votes

How Fluttershy sees all of the Jungle critters. Except for Baron...

Pale Pirate9/15/2016, 5:07:30 PM1 votes

Seriously, they are just neutral little guys. They do not fight for politics or a kingdom or power, they just want to make a nest and protect their gold. But oh no, you just can't let them have it, can you? You have to go there, let the helpless kids watch as you slaughter their father, then you smash them to pieces too, steal their gold, and then boast how powerful you are.

And killing is little to express what YOU are doing. You are smashing them, cutting them to pieces, devouring them, ripping holes into them, burning them alive, freezing them to death, absorbing their energy, shooting them from distance, summoning catastrophic spells from the sky, punching them, electrocuting them, killing them with any way you could ever imagine, and all that for your vain and endless quest of seeking power, you- you CORRUPT SELFISH BASTARDS!

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Chromatic Eagle9/16/2016, 5:56:26 PM1 votes

Wait that's supposed to be the 2-3 headed wolf thing?