What is the dumbest excuse your jungle gave you for not ganking?

Ok so I am not a big fan of the ''blame the jungle'' kind of thinking, but this time it was just hillarious and I couldn't help myself sharing this.

I am Riven top and as usual, I do horrible wich is why i only play her in normals. I get killed by Yorick so I ask Vi for a gank. She doesn't. I asked multiple times through the game and she never came. One time Vi was leggit doing gromp at maybe 400 units from Yorick he was right in front of her behind the wall. She could've just Qd and we would have killed him. At a point I just ask her why she never ganks me even when she has the chance. Her answer?

''I can't beat Yorick he deals %health damage''

Litteraly. I just didn't know how to react so I laugh about it and I'm happy I didn't get this jungler in rank lol.

What is the dumbest reason someone denied you ganks/help?