What it means to be a JG main

My friend gave me the best analogy of what it means to be a jg main.

"Jg mains are like single mothers who have 4 whiny children who live in separate homes to take care of. While she is taking care of her children, this random challenger elo blind monk breaks in and starts stealing all her stuff."

Neither of us are jg mains but we thought we'd take a second to appreciate you guys. :D