The Beef is back in town!~

(This parody contains names and references to members of the "Mindcrack" Minecraft server. Vintage beef, GenerikB, Ethoslab, and Auraelyian) "The Beef is Back in Town" (Parody of "the boys are back in town")

Guess who just got back today? That wild-eyed beef that had been away Haven't changed, haven't much to say But man, I still think that cow is great

We were asking if he was still around How he was, where he could be found he told us he was visiting hometowns Driving all the old men crazy

The beef is back in town

You know the chick that used to dance a lot Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got Man when I tell you she was pink, she was hot pink I mean she was blinding

That night over at Genny's place Well this chick got up and she slapped genny's face Man we just fell about the place If that chick don't want to know, forget her

Friday night he'll be dressed to kill Down at Etho's bar and grill The drink will flow and blood will spill If the beef wants to fight, you'd better let him

That jukebox in the corner blasting out his favorite song The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long It won't be long till summer comes Now that the beef is here again