Best part of being a Top Laner: Making truce with enemy top to AFK farm together

HorusEye·10/9/2016, 1:43:16 AM·1 votes·547 views

So I just had a game where I was Sion and enemy top laner was Riven, and we seemingly had a discreet truce to AFK farm. We just didn't poke each other, only knowing how to last hit minions the whole time even after Level 6.

It was a thrilling yet funny moment. There were times where we both chit-chatted a little, and also calling some shots to land some of my abilities to farm a wave faster. And it went something like:

Sion : Riv Riven : ? Sion : Excuse me. Riven : (moves away) Sion : (powers up Q & lands on wave, getting dem $$.) Tq :3 Riven : ur welcome :)

And also times where both of our teammates were being annoying pests bothering top lanes expecting for free ganks/kills, so we informed each other like:

Sion : Udyr coming Riven : Oh shit. runs away

Few seconds later...

Riven : Malz incoming dude Sion : Oh god.... (ults away)

There were also times where the enemy jungler Fizz sometimes comes up too just to watch cs, and also danced together while waiting for minion wave to come. But apparently, enemy Malz & Vayne weren't so truthful being peace with our agreement, so sometimes when they come top, they only meant to take me down :(

Vayne Malzahar : (constantly poking me down) Sion : Pls stahp Sion : Riv, halp Riven : Ult away Sion : (ults away safely) Oh right, that helps lawl Riven : Lawl

And when the enemy is REALLY becoming a nuisance.....

Vayne : (poking me to my turret) Sion : Vayne pls, if you keep doing that.... (my team jumped on her & I'm here like :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeiDux6OQVU

chorus line at 1:20 :3)

Around the 40 minute mark, it turns out that my team was winning after killing two of the enemy's inhibitor. I apologized to her about it but she didn't mind at all. Aww, what a sweetheart :D

In the end, for some reason, she got Rank S & I got an S- myself....


Just here to share my fun experience with you guys. Hope I can find more people like this Riven next time. [slayer-jinx-wink]


Additional note before you guys start a "you must be punished for AFK farming" comments:

  • It was a pure 4v4 fight since both of us never stepped foot beyond top lane.
  • The only times we both get kills & assist is when both teams came to annoy top lane.

3 Comments

L Rayquaza10/9/2016, 1:55:28 AM1 votes

You should have sent a friend request to that person