I finally did it!

Malicious Metal·May 3, 2017·70 votes·9,330 views

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33110981/1mmorde.jpg

I finally managed to amass over a MILLION mastery points with Mordekaiser! Been a long way, buddy, but we made it!

Now, instead of reaching for TWO Million I think I'm going to try and pick up another champion, and you guys can help me with that! Which one of the following champions shall I get mastery 7 on?

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33110983/mordechamp.jpg

Or just suggest a completely different champion, as long as you can make some good points why I should play 'em!

-MM

117 Comments

RiotAD YuumiMay 3, 201738 votes

Blitzcrank

Malicious MetalMay 3, 201717 votes

"Metal is harder than flesh!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

rengar voreMay 4, 20175 votes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SkelenthMay 3, 201731 votes

Braum, but only play him toplane

Sahn UzalMay 3, 201724 votes

Congratu-fucking-lations!

TFW I don't get to recommend some troll pick because I'd basically be trolling my own games that way :(

Warlord ScrapMay 3, 201718 votes

Get that yorick to lvl 7 he needs some love

Who is TaliyahMay 3, 201718 votes

Congratz! Meanwhile I'm at 750k on Taliyah https://i.gyazo.com/d5d9d157ad53c8fb7bce0624a048cb53.png

Play Taliyah to level 7, she is REALLY fun. If you like at least ONE of the following, Taliyah might be a champion for you.

You like to help/snowball your team
You like Toph from Avatar
You like to hit enemies with hard things, preferable rocks.

Good luck, have fun.

Kukan SeishinMay 4, 20171 votes

Are you master though?

(Too lazy to check)

QuinnovaMay 4, 20171 votes

surely it's easier to check than to comment and wait for an answer...

crippler38May 4, 20178 votes

One requires patience, the other requires laziness.

rtbf225618241May 4, 201715 votes

All members of the Pentakill band. Hey, you get to play Sona who you so much love shipping with Mordekaiser.

Troll for TrumpMay 4, 201712 votes

Yasuo

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5f68cacd73b05288af96ea8bda34d414/tumblr_o1dtgtidcZ1utti2ko1_400.gif?noredirect

RenascentMay 3, 20178 votes

You have a Morde.

I have an army.

https://i.gyazo.com/5b3a6cc6cd699db9703812b6b52c649c.png

I Stealth IMay 5, 20171 votes

We have a hulk

Sozan5May 4, 20178 votes

Wait, what?

I figured you'd already have like at least 2 millions on Morde.

And as to who you should play next... Considering that you play Morde, which is pretty Metal, you probably should play something Malicious now. Luckily, there's just the pick for you. People know him under many names... Monster, Demon, Devil, I hope you get cancer for playing this shit, Kys, Fucking piece of shit - or sometimes just simply Teemo.

https://pic.funnygifsbox.com/uploads/2015/06/7kiur.gif?noredirect

THE RlVER KlNGMay 4, 20176 votes

the answer to any question is always tahm kench

who should Malicious Metal get mastery 7 on next?

##tahm kench

who is the coolest catfish in league?

##tahm kench

who stitches together his own clothes and wears a bitchin' hat?

##tahm kench

who has the best voice in league

##tahm kench

who has been subtly screwed over by the tank update?

##tahm kench

who has almost as many bugs as mordekaiser?

#TAHM KENCH

KoggyStyleMay 4, 20171 votes

Gnar got indirect nerfs too bro.

^ignore this i got to thinking hard.

ya tahm got hit really hard.

Glory ln DeathMay 4, 20172 votes

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a parody of Spongebob's theme song, but that's how I read it.

THE RlVER KlNGMay 4, 20172 votes

[{quoted}](name=THE RlVER KlNG,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=2hT7998i,comment-id=000f,timestamp=2017-04-12T00:49:54.549+0000)

Are ya ready ADCs?

Aye aye Tahm Kench!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

AYE AYE TAHM KENCH!!

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Who swallows your carry and stuns the support?

TAHM KENCH BOT LANE

Who shows you the grey screen and makes your lives short?

TAHM KENCH BOT LANE

If culinary nonsense be something you wish

TAHM KENCH BOT LANE

Then drop to the ground and flop like a fish!

TAHM KENCH BOT LANE

TAHM KENCH BOT LANE

TAHM KENCH BOT LANE

TAHM KENCH

BOT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

HUA HUA HUA HUAAA

from another Malicious Metal thread, about juggernaut items being buffed

sheldonbunnyMay 3, 20175 votes

Shen or Skarner. They need the love.

Malicious MetalMay 3, 201711 votes

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33111056/skarner1.jpg

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33111057/skarner.jpg

Skarner used to be my main Jungler for the entirety of season 3 and 4. Haven't really touched him recently, sadly.

sheldonbunnyMay 3, 20174 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=EKUnlHAe,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2017-05-03T22:33:06.529+0000)

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33111056/skarner1.jpg

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33111057/skarner.jpg

Skarner used to be my main Jungler for the entirety of season 3 and 4. Haven't really touched him recently, sadly.

Well if the idea tickles your fancy, you could always dust the poor scorpion off.

macromiteMay 5, 20171 votes

season 4 skarner doesn't exist anymore though, he was removed in season 5

General Esdeath May 4, 20175 votes

Bard top

Sèx Craved EveMay 4, 20175 votes

Karthus! He's metal af.

That's the only reason you need.

D2VincentMay 4, 20174 votes

Needs moar Karthus. SHOW THE WORLD THAT THE DEATHSINGER IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH >:D

ahem... just a suggestion [slayer-jinx-wink]

kurthl33tMay 4, 20174 votes

Malphite , obviously.

You've mastered metal, now become the sultan of stone.

Big LincolnMay 3, 20173 votes

Illaoi is the best choice

VizulixMay 4, 20173 votes

Nasus. Since smoking stacks makes you better. That's how faker became god. He smoked stacks every day.

Jew StomperMay 4, 20173 votes

Urgot .

PaquayMay 3, 20172 votes

Azir

Get to 1 mil, then teach me how to play him. ;)

MelledoneusMay 4, 20172 votes

Only tier 4 on Shen?

#FIX IT NOW.

sirwaterflesMay 4, 20172 votes

Swain Sion cause there are no breaks ones those trains gets rollin'

LimrickMay 4, 20172 votes

Vi, mastered metal, so move on to punk.

General TherittMay 4, 20172 votes

Zac because it might be a bit of a stretch, but you'll still be a piece of slime, but at least you can flex your stats to the team's needs, without bending over entirely.

Help me I can't stop making Zac/Slime puns

Chromatic EagleMay 4, 20172 votes

Teemo. We already know that you play evil champions.

DarkSunSovereignMay 4, 20172 votes

Swain

NvestmentPlankerMay 4, 20172 votes

Urgot

SpongebobIsLifeMay 4, 20171 votes

it'd have to be someone you could actually climb with, so i'd recommend gp, darius, vik, or vlad.

Ariel the CruelMay 4, 20174 votes

(S)he mains Mord. I don't think climbing is a concern. XD

JustARivenMainMay 4, 20171 votes

Yorick the Shovel Lord

GayFluffyUnicornMay 4, 20171 votes

D shovel and D cane. dream team.

ThefrostyvikingMay 4, 20171 votes

Is lvl 7 really that difficult?

I have over 10 of them O_O

And 3 waiting in my crafting due to lack of blue essence.

Then 10-12 lvl 6

And like 10 lvl 5

As well as a bunch of lvl 4.

I don't actually know if this is a lot or not.

As for my personal recommendation.....Karthus or Shen, because rarity and since you seem to enjoy struggling? Lvl 7 on Morde AND a milion mastery points on him indeed O_O

Vlad or Swain if you wish to be the kinda person that no one wants to see on the enemy team though.

Gp is quite cool too tho, his barrels and ulti can both be immensely satisfying,.....When you're allowed to farm without your team starting to collapse early on.

Malz for epic dancing skills and posing when laughing.....but i am biased on this.

The rest i don't know^^