Ah SoloQ, you never cease to amuse me

WutsKraken··4 votes·643 views

In champ select: I am ready to accept being ADC (my worst role), so I pick Twitch right as 2 people change their minds

They scream when they see the twitch and after some fumbling, I end up going top lane as Jax vs the Fiora while our ADC has never played a single game of Twitch in his life...

I get ahead thanks to a gank, then I'm actually ahead of Fiora, then boom, I get ganked 4 times within 5 minutes, yet I survive 3 and kill Fiora in one before dying the Hecarim

Chat: OMFG Jax how do you lose to Fiora

Later, I trade heavily with Hecarim, Fiora cleans me up

Chat is the same thing

40 minutes later: I'm 11/8/20 after some grueling fights

Twitch and Viktor get caught, entire team immediately blames me for the loss, why? Because apparently it's my fault for insta-locking Twitch in champ select as last pick to play vs Kalista and my fault for "losing" lane to Fiora just because she out traded me a few times. ENEMY team sympathizes with me because score wise and decision making wise I actually did better than Twitch or Evelynn (The primary blamer)

5 Comments

Eldritch Bones1 votes

Because this matters... right?

IGotScuttleCrabs1 votes

Get good.

IGotScuttleCrabs1 votes

Kidding. Theres a reason for the saying "good luck, half fun" because they only come together and rarely ever you'll get one or the other.

ihaveapotion1 votes

You should try playing euw you will have so much fun with these amusements.

Cheeseyoger1 votes

Sounds like a quality bunch >.< glhf out there

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