Ah SoloQ, you never cease to amuse me

In champ select: I am ready to accept being ADC (my worst role), so I pick Twitch right as 2 people change their minds

They scream when they see the twitch and after some fumbling, I end up going top lane as Jax vs the Fiora while our ADC has never played a single game of Twitch in his life...

I get ahead thanks to a gank, then I'm actually ahead of Fiora, then boom, I get ganked 4 times within 5 minutes, yet I survive 3 and kill Fiora in one before dying the Hecarim

Chat: OMFG Jax how do you lose to Fiora

Later, I trade heavily with Hecarim, Fiora cleans me up

Chat is the same thing

40 minutes later: I'm 11/8/20 after some grueling fights

Twitch and Viktor get caught, entire team immediately blames me for the loss, why? Because apparently it's my fault for insta-locking Twitch in champ select as last pick to play vs Kalista and my fault for "losing" lane to Fiora just because she out traded me a few times. ENEMY team sympathizes with me because score wise and decision making wise I actually did better than Twitch or Evelynn (The primary blamer)