Shoutcasters Should Announce Bronze 5 Matches

livefreordiebard·1/7/2015, 8:47:35 AM·79 votes·3,359 views

Just think about hearing this.

Oh! Looks like Ahri flashed charmed the Razor beak! Meanwhile The Jungler Smites the small wolf just before dragon comes back up! Meanwhile, bot lane the Master Yi and Gragas duo picks up another kill on Caitlyn, who just used her net shot in the wrong direction to kill a creep. But what is this! Sejuani and Maokai in the top lane are fighting right nexts to Sejuani's jungler and mid laner, who decide to focus on getting the blue rather than helping out.

This would get to many views.

30 Comments

Athenes Lulu1/7/2015, 8:54:54 AM17 votes

If the LCS featured the bronze players, then I'd loved to fangirl over it.

"Leauge Competitive Scene" doesn't necessarily mean "pro players" :^)

Or someone should stream, fish for low elo games, go on spectate mode, and be the shoutcaster.

Space Bum1/7/2015, 8:49:16 PM15 votes

"Fizz just finished his second death cap so we should be seeing some incredible damage getting pumped out by him'

"That was a just a brilliant ACE. The minions are pushed and dealing significant damage to the turrets so they are going to take this operrunity go back to base, heal up and buy more items. "

Alljoy1/7/2015, 8:49:47 AM12 votes

12/10 would watch pay-per-view

Space Bum1/7/2015, 10:01:02 PM9 votes

That was probably the most Epic 5v4 I have ever seen! Unfortunately for purple side, during the 10minute skirmish, blue's Jax that was getting flamed all game for not team fighting, managed to split push from the outer turret all the way to the Nexus, winning them the game. He spoke for the first time in the entire game once finishing of the Nexus saying, "GG 2 EZ"

CoolKnightST1/7/2015, 11:28:19 AM5 votes

kaceytron could make a career out of it

Jofeyy1/8/2015, 2:20:33 PM5 votes

"We're at the 10 minute mark and we are seeing a whopping 24 cs coming from mid lane putting blue team ahead by a lot of gold."

Sakayumi1/7/2015, 8:26:03 PM4 votes

I'm bronze 3 and I'm pretty sure I would get as much enjoyment out of this as I do the puppy bowl.

I -love- the puppy bowl.

I feel like it would be almost as crazy to find out what's going on.

joyguy1/7/2015, 8:20:36 PM4 votes

Get Trick2g on the shoutcaster table for that, He has some experience with bronze spectating Udyr

Raptamei1/7/2015, 4:50:36 PM4 votes

That's pretty much Saltyteemo with the chat serving as the announcer.

Sirin Gioro1/7/2015, 9:49:40 PM3 votes

"OH MY GOD! This is an intense fight at top lane there, Darius against Nasus. Did Nasus Q-ed the minion there...? I thought he was fighting Darius! After so many Qs from Darius, he has managed to get a first blood. Look at the chat! Nasus types '/all got Q stack worth'! What a wonderful play there!"

oh fuk i am so bad at this

The Fat Punisher1/8/2015, 2:04:29 PM2 votes

I climbed from bronze 5 to Silver 5 and i'll let you in on something. you're not giving them enough credit.

Bronze 5 players do rage and feed and shit.

But when they aren't being stomped they do have a sense of how the game is played. They actively try to farm and last hit, take dragons and barons, push towers and group, they are coordinated enough to put true vision on a bush to remove the ward then wait a few seconds for an enemy to come ward it and 1 v 5 kill them.

pre 30s do this as well. if you lucked your promos and got silver or gold right away then you're ignorant to the real situation. people in Bronze will pick shitters like urgot and Ashe and somehow manage to wipe your team, it happens.