The joys of ranked soloQ. Posted soley for amusement's sake. Enjoy!!!

So, this looks to be a fun day. First ranked queue and this convo occurs between "American Guy" and Foreign Jerk" (obviously, names have been changed to protect the "innocent" as per RITO policies. Note: American Guy was third pick and Foreign Jerk was last pick. Any1 and Any2 picked a jungler and an ADC respectively, Any4 picked a support. Thankfully, last pick on the other team dodged queue, relieving me of a headache of a first game.

Any1 joined the room. Any2 joined the room. American Guy joined the room. Any4 joined the room. Foreign Jerk joined the room.

Foreign Jerk: mid only Any2: adc Foreign Jerk: cant do anything American Guy: lol American Guy: right Foreign Jerk: right what American Guy: i'm saying cut the bullcrap Foreign Jerk: im saying Foreign Jerk: gold player noobs :( Any4: lemme thresh Any4: or blitz American Guy: going mid :) --(American Guy picked a mage as he called mid)-- Foreign Jerk: ..... Foreign Jerk: idiot american. Foreign Jerk: human Foreign Jerk: heheh Foreign Jerk: gg Foreign Jerk: mid --(Foreign Jerk proceeds to pick Victor)-- American Guy: I don't care to play by asshole's rules. You push an American, expect to be pushed back. Foreign Jerk: oh Foreign Jerk: i can tell Foreign Jerk: if u r fking silver and gold player Foreign Jerk: do die Foreign Jerk: go die

--Hopefully next queue will be better :-)