When you find yourself with a pre-made three or four and think: Why does this always happen to me???

Next time this happens, pop open a beer, and over to their curse/skype call (unless you're a complete dick in champ select, we'll invite you to join our game)...

...and have the most fun playing a League game that you've had in ages.

Make that one (maybe) two games a night count. Enjoy it with us, your friends.

PS: If you say you have no friends, this is a prime way to find guys that you have a chance to jabber with, brag to, bolster each other up, possibly let down too. That gank not working was both of yours' fault, but in this setting you rush to beat the other to take the blame.

When you are the one who turns back, to save your carry, though you know you won't see play for the rest of the game, you know that that crazy ass save was the clutch move that actually won the game. Guess what we're all talking about? Everyone is talking about you, and your crazy clutch save....

....not the fact that the carry once again carried.

Tangent here:

I mean, isn't that what they're supposed to do? Carry? How the hell did he screw that up again? At least we know that the support is supporting the whole game, putting out wards, warning our sorry asses that we're stupid to go in that brush at that exact moment in time, all because you seen something move on some mythical "minimap" that we don't seem to be able to find on our screens......And unlike supports, who support all game, and who you know you can count on to fill their role, carries can only claim that they fulfill they're role approximately 50% of the time, unless you talk to the carry, who will claim he carried 95% of them, and we couldn't have done it without him.

Back to subject:

Anyway, enjoy the game in a whole new way. Try it out. I guarantee that hour or so break from the hassles of daily living will be much more enjoyable.

Or, you can sit by your lonesome if you want, but don't complain about it to us. And don't ruin our fun night amongst friends, or yes, you just might be trolled. (Might be the best fun we've had in ages.)

Oh, and speaking of trolling, how about we troll with the obligatory, MF'n, totally F'n pointless tldr section for all those asses who won't take the time to read anything else: to thee, to thee we toast, with blank space we will taunt you, make you click once or twice or maybe thrice, only to either give up, or look up and read this paragraph. We salute you: You've just been trolled.

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