A typical game as Veigar
- Pick Veigar, 30 in AP runes
- Go mid, start Doran's Ring
- Farm Q like your life depends on it (it actually does)
- Hope your opponent doesn't realize that they have to stop you from farming Q like their life depends on it (Because it does)
- If required, send some AA's and a Q or two after your opponent
- They think you don't have much damage
- Farm AP with Q until you have either 1420 or 2635 Gold, then buy either most of Morellonomicon or all of it + boots respectively
- Go back to lane, farm a bit more
- Get jungler to gank for extra secured kill
- Stun enemy, plop full QWER combo
- Killed them -> Hooray now you can kill them every time they show up and you have your ult (Unless they buy a health/MR item, then reevaluate) 11.5) Didn't kill them -> Rats, hopefully your jungler got it.
- Regardless, keep farming because Morellonomicon will never let you run out of mana for Q
- Proceed to ruin the life of anybody who comes within 700 units of you
- Buy Deathcap, and Voidstaff
- Buy a second Morellonomicon.
- 40% CDR, hell yes, ult timer is about 54 seconds
- Farm because mana is infinite
- 1 shot AP and AD carries because you can
- 100 - 0 the tank with a combo just to let them know that their health and MR is meaningless
- Sell Doran's Ring, buy Zhonya's, never die (Unless you miss your stun, get hit by CC, drop your stun on the wrong person, they buy tenacity, QSS, etc)
- KILL EVERYTHING (Except for Garen and Irelia, those fuckers don't die)
- Then when your team says "Noob Veigar y u no has DFG?" proceed to last hit every possible kill of theirs to demonstrate the answer
- Feast on the tears of your enemies
ALTERNATIVE
- Pick Veigar, 30 in AP runes
- Go mid, start Doran's Ring
- Farm Q like your life depends on it (it actually does)
- Hope your opponent doesn't realize that they have to stop you from farming Q like their life depends on it (Because it does)
- They don't let you farm
- Get fucked
- Continue to get fucked
- Proceed to have the worst KDA on your team
- Kill the occasional carry / last hit champions
- Try to farm again
- Fail, then proceed to suck eggs all game long
- Cry
: Wtf veigar no skill was rito high