YOU ARE IN BRONZE. NOT CHALLENJOUR, NOT PLAT, NOT DIAMOND
I decided for some god-awful reason to play a ranked match today. Now, I'm in Bronze five. I'm fairly confident I could get to silver or gold if I wanted to, but ain't nobody got time for those people. I would lose my damn mind.
And because MATCH HISTORY OR FLAME, here.
http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1863166050/216298878?tab=overview
I went as Leona, and I had a really nice Veigar, a decently nice but frustrated (understandably) Amumu, an Ezreal who had NO IDEA what he was doing half the time, and a thirsty ass ignorant ass stupid ass Nasus on my team. He was whining that we were feeding, but does nothing to help us, never leaves lane till 25 minutes in (shoulda stayed longer in lane Mr. Challenjour -_-), then ks's Amumu and Veigar saying he's so good and he's carrying.
I made a missplay where Zed came in to gank, and I stunned him, but didn't realize Ezreal wasn't running away and got killed by the enemy Cait. My fault, should have noticed and ulted so Ezreal can e away, but whatever, a mistake.
Nasus be like "YOU'RE SO BAD, FOCUSING TANK. LOL BRONZE NOOB."
And I replied, "%%%%% YOU IN BRONZE. NOT CHALLENJOUR. NOT DIAMOND. GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER WE'RE NOT PERFECT."
Everyone agreed, and surprisingly we almost won, we had one Nexus tower and Nexus to kill before we won, but Nasus chooses to ignore base, go farm overextended top, and let Zed win. Those of you in Bronze who think you are so good, IF YOU DO NOT WARD. UPGRADE TRINKETS, LISTEN TO PINGS, AND THINK KILLS IS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN, YOU BELONG IN BRONZE. YOU MAKE ME GROW CANCER IN MY BRAIN FROM YOUR STUPIDITY. And I can admit I'm in Bronze, but I'm in it purely cause I'm not technically FANTASTIC, I main Support, and I can't tolerate some of you in this cancer we call Soloq.
TL;DR: Buy wards, upgrade trinkets, and don't be a fuckin idiot. Thank you.