YOU ARE IN BRONZE. NOT CHALLENJOUR, NOT PLAT, NOT DIAMOND

ModAttysu The Poro··3 votes·1,292 views
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I decided for some god-awful reason to play a ranked match today. Now, I'm in Bronze five. I'm fairly confident I could get to silver or gold if I wanted to, but ain't nobody got time for those people. I would lose my damn mind.

And because MATCH HISTORY OR FLAME, here.

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1863166050/216298878?tab=overview

I went as Leona, and I had a really nice Veigar, a decently nice but frustrated (understandably) Amumu, an Ezreal who had NO IDEA what he was doing half the time, and a thirsty ass ignorant ass stupid ass Nasus on my team. He was whining that we were feeding, but does nothing to help us, never leaves lane till 25 minutes in (shoulda stayed longer in lane Mr. Challenjour -_-), then ks's Amumu and Veigar saying he's so good and he's carrying.

I made a missplay where Zed came in to gank, and I stunned him, but didn't realize Ezreal wasn't running away and got killed by the enemy Cait. My fault, should have noticed and ulted so Ezreal can e away, but whatever, a mistake.

Nasus be like "YOU'RE SO BAD, FOCUSING TANK. LOL BRONZE NOOB."

And I replied, "%%%%% YOU IN BRONZE. NOT CHALLENJOUR. NOT DIAMOND. GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER WE'RE NOT PERFECT."

Everyone agreed, and surprisingly we almost won, we had one Nexus tower and Nexus to kill before we won, but Nasus chooses to ignore base, go farm overextended top, and let Zed win. Those of you in Bronze who think you are so good, IF YOU DO NOT WARD. UPGRADE TRINKETS, LISTEN TO PINGS, AND THINK KILLS IS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN, YOU BELONG IN BRONZE. YOU MAKE ME GROW CANCER IN MY BRAIN FROM YOUR STUPIDITY. And I can admit I'm in Bronze, but I'm in it purely cause I'm not technically FANTASTIC, I main Support, and I can't tolerate some of you in this cancer we call Soloq.

TL;DR: Buy wards, upgrade trinkets, and don't be a fuckin idiot. Thank you.

8 Comments

BerserkGoldfish1 votes

Wait, nasus left lane at 25 minutes? wtf is wrong with him?

ModAttysu The Poro1 votes

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Wait, nasus left lane at 25 minutes? wtf is wrong with him?

We were all already roaming lanes, and he thought he had to carry us at 25 cause he's challenjour, obviously.

AKA he was a hypocrite I suppose is the word to say.

Only Play Darius1 votes

IKR, he should have left lane at 35 minutes instead, so he can come with 700+ stacks! At least that's what I do when I play my main.

ModAttysu The Poro1 votes

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IKR, he should have left lane at 35 minutes instead, so he can come with 700+ stacks! At least that's what I do when I play my main.

I might've not made sense in my post, but I was trying to say, "If you're not gonna help the Jungle gank for your lane by positioning correctly, not help leash (he didn't, Mumu almost died poor dude.) and complain, at least lift a damn finger if it bothered you that much.

He shoulda stayed in lane longer, cause he almost screwed us over when he came in.

BerserkGoldfish1 votes

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I might've not made sense in my post, but I was trying to say, "If you're not gonna help the Jungle gank for your lane by positioning correctly, not help leash (he didn't, Mumu almost died poor dude.) and complain, at least lift a damn finger if it bothered you that much.

He shoulda stayed in lane longer, cause he almost screwed us over when he came in.

that makes more sense, yeah he should help when people are near and for leashes and whatnot

ModAttysu The Poro1 votes

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that makes more sense, yeah he should help when people are near and for leashes and whatnot

I got frustrated from that mostly. I hate douches like him who ruin the experience of having fun and being competitive in a game.

BerserkGoldfish1 votes

Nasus should be stacking q until it looks like theres no hope. then he comes to teamfights and destroys with his 1k stacked q

ModAttysu The Poro1 votes

So I'm not crazy that this Nasus is stupid am I?

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