What is the dumbest in-game logic you have ever seen.

warpenguin555·Nov 15, 2015·2 votes·1,090 views

I was Malzahar, and i get caught out twice. My teams Vi grills me on it. OK, i deserved it. Picked some stupid spots to recall. Fast forward 5 minutes. She ends up getting caught out 2v5 with my teams Gangplank. Caitlyn and Lux try to save her, but end up getting caught out as well. Vi kills the enemy Twisted Fate, but all four of them die. Vi... you just gave me a huge speech on not getting caught out... You got caught out for free I got a kill. So its not as bad. You got 3 other people killed, explain how a 4 for 1 is any better then just getting caught. How stupid are you? Muted.

30 Comments

xl Kirito lxNov 16, 20153 votes

Being told as Kha'zix that I should be front line more, and not trying to pick people off in fights.

Excitidly InsaneNov 16, 20151 votes

http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nick-young-confused-face-300x256.png

Really? Just really?

Clockwork MouseNov 15, 20152 votes

A Darius wondering how he could lose in a 1v3 when he was going 0/9. His logic was "I am a broken champ, i shouldn't be losing"

MimyNov 15, 20152 votes

when I recall I look at the place Id normaly recal... and go a bit further... saved me a few times... Like recalling on botlane but more towards the jungle near the second tower and not the bush on the side saved me from a few jinx ults... xD

IonianNov 15, 20151 votes

Ahri can charm robots Blitzcrank Orianna

Lord BoltrixNov 15, 20151 votes

To be honest, it could be that Ahri is that charming... or perhaps robots have feelings? Then again, Mordekaiser can enslave the souls of Blitz and Ori... does this mean robots have souls? o:

Zair UmbrasNov 16, 20152 votes

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To be honest, it could be that Ahri is that charming... or perhaps robots have feelings? Then again, Mordekaiser can enslave the souls of Blitz and Ori... does this mean robots have souls? o:

Morde can also enslave Sejuani's soul when she's a ginger. She doesn't have a damn soul.

Dangerous ManNov 15, 20151 votes

This guy was playing Rammus in bots and bought 6 boots of different kinds item 1309 item 1329 item 1314 item 1324 item 1334 item 1319 He should be able to use 2 though because 2 feet .-.

Lord BoltrixNov 15, 20151 votes

Boots, as in plural my friend. :3

Riven MainNov 15, 20151 votes

Jax you dont deserve to be in gold, you belong in bronze 5 riven scrub Riven mutes and kills him 8 times in lane enemy : Anivia report jax for verbal abuse and feeding riven after game: Jax your such a noob riven, im reporting you for unskilled player to drop your mrr have fun in bronze haha

he didn't say he was reporting me, but he did report me after game lol

ShonjlNov 16, 20151 votes

While I do feel Riven is a bit of an easymode champion that even without mastering can still get you to gold, that Jax is a moron to be calling her a noob when he is getting his ass handed to him by her. Clearly he doesn't belong in gold if a bronze 5 Riven is kicking his ass....

darkmatchwaldoNov 15, 20151 votes

"hey blitz how come you don't have ss yet we're 20 minutes in?"

Blitzcrank "why would i buy a sightstone that's a waste of gold, wards don't really do anything anyways"

ShonjlNov 16, 20151 votes

I have seen the opposite as well....When an ADC yelled at me for building SS and Talisman because they weren't stats to help kill faster then proceeded to get people to report me lol...

Or times when I play Raka and literally am at like 1% hp since they keep taking free hits and then die and wonder why I won't heal them.

Frigid Ice StormNov 15, 20151 votes

"Hey Jinx, where's your last whisper?" Me : " Its only 15 minutes in and no one is building armor..."

Excitidly InsaneNov 15, 20151 votes

"GG more luck."

Flashed over a Lux bind.

http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nick-young-confused-face-300x256.png

ZioviNov 16, 20151 votes

i guess he tought you were simply flashing for some random reason and his Q just happened to get dodged... I had a similar experience while playing ahri: in the enemy team there was a lee sin, and during a fight we are both low HP but he hits me with his Q. At that point he used his Q again to jump on me and kill me. Too bad i had my E off CD (and he shoould have known, since i didn't use it for at a bit), and since i expected him to do that, i smiply charmed and kill him. And then he says "dumb luck, GG" and "you were aiming for darius, but hit me just because you are lucky" even if darius was at 1500 distance and in another direction... I mean, it wasn't even that difficult of a move, you know? i had that frigging Q mark on my head, about only 200 HP left, why woulnd't i be careful of him? But no, he just couldn't believe it XD

Excitidly InsaneNov 16, 20151 votes

More context on my part is :

Be me, Renekton
Be decently fed.
Be chasing that bitch of a champion Lux
Lux throws everything at me, manages to slow me with the sphere thing. Q? Can't remember. Sends her bind.
Flash + E, W, Q, and the rest of the team caught up. This was after an exceptionally bad teamfight on their behalf.

Their Trundle was salty af, never seen anything like it. Between other things kept complaining of luck. Admitidly I escaped a level 1 skirmish with 12 hp through a flash, and then as my team arrived we got a double, but after that everything we did was luck, even flashing over skillshots.

Cause that's super hard. I'd have Slice'N'Dice'd my way to Lux but no creeps and I'll be damned if I'll let a Lux live after being that annoying af laugh spammer.

Killer of PorosNov 16, 20151 votes

Riven I can't play safe or he'll get more gold from free farming dies to Darius 3 more times Pantheon dude he's completely ignoring the farm and just going for you, quit diving in on him constantly Riven I just need to kill him once and i can beat him from that point on dies to Darius 5 more times.

ShonjlNov 16, 20151 votes

I see this so often and its both hilarious and sad when I hear those people being so hostile when told to calm down. Its like

"dude, you just lost to him 1v1 3 times in a row, you can't fight him so stop trying, just farm"

"STFU I can do what I want, he just got lucky" -dies another couple times- "GG jungler doesn't gank" -All the while the jungler is having mid and bot snowball and just didn't bother helping a worthless top-

Its quite the show to say the least. Its always amusing when I play jungle and see these people and they think they are entitled to ganks. Not how it works buddy. If you have potential to get ahead sure, but once you are that far behind, you are a lost cause and being left alone. Got better things to do like get the other 2 lanes ahead of keep them ahead then risk my neck for something that even if successful, won't amount to much.

Zair UmbrasNov 16, 20151 votes

I can't remember who exactly it was or who I was even playing at the time, but I was jungling and my bot lane was complaining about being ganked. They were pushed a little passed the middle of the lane and were demanding I gank for them. Obviously, I couldn't, so they got ganked and killed about 3 times before I asked them why they never warded... Their response? 'Because you never gank. Why the fuck would we ward if you don't gank?' The support didn't even buy a sightstone 25 minutes into the game because I was apparently bad for not ganking their lane... when they never even warded it outside of a 60s trinket that has a 120s CD and even then they used more wards in the lane bushes than the river or tribush.

warpenguin555Nov 16, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Zair Umbras,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=7WNOnPnm,comment-id=000b,timestamp=2015-11-16T09:06:00.000+0000)

I can't remember who exactly it was or who I was even playing at the time, but I was jungling and my bot lane was complaining about being ganked. They were pushed a little passed the middle of the lane and were demanding I gank for them. Obviously, I couldn't, so they got ganked and killed about 3 times before I asked them why they never warded... Their response? 'Because you never gank. Why the fuck would we ward if you don't gank?' The support didn't even buy a sightstone 25 minutes into the game because I was apparently bad for not ganking their lane... when they never even warded it outside of a 60s trinket that has a 120s CD and even then they used more wards in the lane bushes than the river or tribush.

I can see that. I mean wards are for spotting your teams jungler right XD

FowusNov 16, 20151 votes

I was twisted fate, my score was 4/6 and the miss fortune on our team said that I sucked because I didn't have a positive score

warpenguin555Nov 16, 20151 votes

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I was twisted fate, my score was 4/6 and the miss fortune on our team said that I sucked because I didn't have a positive score

please tell me that MF was feeding

FowusNov 16, 20151 votes

I think she was 5/3 sadly :(

AkeneroNov 16, 20151 votes

I was leona, and my adc was draven. I kept telling him to use his axes, sinch he never went after them, and his reasoning behind this?

" The axes are hard to catch, i dont wanna have to work that hard"

Now, we lost hard, and it was no fault of me not being aggressive in getting picks. He just never used the damn things XD

HollabakatchyaNov 16, 20151 votes

This thought applies to quite a few team fights in ranked and normals and it goes something like this:

A. Win team fight

B. Throw game horribly by not taking objectives

I just dont get it

warpenguin555Nov 16, 20151 votes

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This thought applies to quite a few team fights in ranked and normals and it goes something like this:

A. Win team fight

B. Throw game horribly by not taking objectives

I just dont get it

Hey take some towers, we won the teamfight. Nah, ill just stand here, the towers will fall down by themselves

AerothalNov 16, 20151 votes

all your fault for typing in chat. (i do that too, even though i know its stupid and counterproductive). PLZ RITO, LET US TURN OFF CHAT. not just /mute all but actually turn it off. why is that not an option?

TroyTheUnconquerNov 16, 20151 votes

had a sion jungle whose idea of ganking the faltering bottom lane (i was Sona, with an ashe, going against a bloody graves and a tanky support) was one time walking up our lane and then just walking away after graves and the tanky support left... He then proceeded to stay ganking mid and top even though top was a garen against someone he countered and mid was someone who could def not carry that game (Ahri or something). Bad thing is i know him irl