Hey Riot! Give me a job!

There's so much concern with professional knowledge in today's work force. I do not have professional skills, such as programming, but what I do have can not be taught. Rationality and imagination. I am brimming with unique ideas that can only add to the mechanics of gameplay. Here's a list of champion mechanics I have come up with during my time as a League of Legends player.

1-(from my champion concept, Kolrath): (You used this mechanic for Tahm Kench AFTER my concept...) Turning into armor that protects target ally, or turn into iron maiden that suppresses and deals damage to target enemy.

2-(from my champion concept, Skurr): (Pirate Boarding) Rope swinging- a method of travel that brings you from point A to point B and back to point A if you don't let go. And allows you to take a target along for the ride.

3-(from my champion concept, Skurr): (Chests of Rum) Buried treasure- buff rewards that can be found in the jungle to promote wandering

4-(soraka update) Equinox- larger AOE, enemies inside are pacified for the duration, pacified enemies can not attack or cast spells. Enemies caught inside as the spell collapses are polymorphed for a short duration. -I think it works with her lore better than a silence and a stun.

5-(poppy update) Paragon of Demacia- keeps the passive; active- Poppy slowly loses her 'Paragon of Demacia' stacks, and all damage dealt to her is reduced by 50% for the duration. Heroic Charge- Poppy charges to target location and swings her hammer around, dispersing enemies (like a Janna ult, only with less push). -This update makes Poppy a much more viable assassin, and works well with Diplomatic Immunity.

6-(Guardian Horn) Guardian Horn enchantments: cold steel, immolate, spell blade, valor's reward

Just to name a few. I have more ideas, and I'm always working on more.