Stupid AP Ezreal

Okay, last night I was playing jungle Poppy , minding my own and trying to take down an inhib by myself. Then a fed Yi who had a GA that was up and an Aatrox who had his passive up both suddenly got offended that I was encroaching on their turf or some nonsense like that.

They were all "yo, hitting our inhib is totally uncool little yordle you need to back off." Of course they didn't understand that when you are playing Poppy, smashing things when your hammer is what you do. And ramming into people with your shield too. That's cool as well.

So anyways I'm saying: "Stop me" And they are saying "mkay"

So we start throwing down, then and there. I was going crazy with my hammer. They were that sword thing that those guys love. I mean it was just some fun harmless bloody murder. I got Aatrox's passive down. I got yi's GA down. Punk only bought it because he'd be totally feeding without it. I manage to kill one of them, I think it was , and the other one was really low.

Then the enemy's AP Ezreal notices I'm in the middle of beating down his homies on his front porch. Now he could have been a good host and offered a sweet and innocent lady yordle some tea and cookies, but no. He's got to get indignant on me and jump a poor defenseless female yordle who's busy killing an aatrox and a fed yi. Doesn't that blonde man-bimbo know that Poppy is an ambassador and has rights and stuff? What a slimy butt-face for ruining my fun.

I'm telling you guys, there's no decency left anymore and Ezreal should be totally nerfed for picking on poor defenseless Yordles who were a little busy at the moment.