I just played with the coolest chogath

usul1202·5/7/2015, 3:57:27 AM·93 votes·4,496 views

He laned well, was positive all game, joked around, all that. but at the end, i quadrad, and he went out of his way to CC and wait on the 5th guy, tanking a tower to his death, for my penta. Just a good teammate. and then the game wouldn't load the post-game statistics. Chogath, i'm sorry i couldn't honor you. You deserved the hell out of it.

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fractalfantasies5/7/2015, 10:51:20 AM20 votes

Search up his username, add him and tell him you were the guy who gave me penta.

He would probably appreciate it

Only Play Darius5/7/2015, 6:31:39 AM11 votes

I just won a 75 minute game. God it was a painful slog, late game Warwick is zero fun to deal with, and I couldn't do anything about Teemo because I was MasterYi. We had all our inhibs exposed, I said "fuck it, i'm tired of being their bitch" and took the offensive, started splitpushing top. I warded the adjacent jungle and kept camping top lane. Eventually they sent two people to deal with me. The duo went through the jungle for the ambush and got caught by the wards, thanks to those wards my team was able to position ahead of time and collapsed on the two people they sent to kill me 4v2 (wards win games folks). After that we just outnumbered the enemies for the ace and proceeded to pull a win out of our ass.

And in the end I couldn't honor any of my teammates for refusing to give up and turning a one sided stomp into one of the most exhilarating matches of my career.

Death by Kayn5/7/2015, 4:42:44 PM5 votes

Cho and Naut mains are normally the coolest, most chill people in the world

disregardable5/7/2015, 4:01:54 AM4 votes

I don't think I've ever had a teammate like that. I mean, I don't exactly inspire good will or joking around, either.

Modmar5/7/2015, 4:01:12 AM2 votes

My game didn't show stats either and keeps showing error messages. Didn't even get IP for the game. Oh well, I hope the Cho sees this.

Gofo5/7/2015, 5:47:57 AM2 votes

i was the cho

RasCaelestis5/8/2015, 8:28:28 AM2 votes

I once made friends with the enemy top-laner as Cho. He was a Maokai and we both started Flask and pots. For Summoners, I had TP/Ghost, he had TP/Flash. There was no way we were going to kill each other without the other making a seriously stupid mistake. We tried dueling early, then quickly realised there was no way it was happening. I forget which of us started it, but we made a truce to freeze the lane in the middle and just farm. We both recalled at the same time to get RoA, then later for other items. We copied each other's builds and got the same items for the entire game. We stayed in top lane for about 40 minutes just farming and making bad jokes with each other. We were both in five-man groups, and it was a Normal game, so our teammates went along with it. Eventually the enemy team got ahead and started attacking my base, so I had to say goodbye to top lane and try to save my allies. Unfortunately the enemy Vi jungler was too far ahead and could destroy even my hyper-tank self in seconds, and they won. Mao and I added each other as friends after the game.

A few weeks pass and I'm playing with the same five-man group. I'm Cho top again, then see who I'm against. I start getting really excited in our voice chat. "Guys, it's him! It's the Maokai!" (But this time he was Shyvana.) Immediately after the game loads we both start making comments in all chat in reference to the first game. We weren't sure if things would go the same, since his Shyvana build had him going more damage-based, but after a few levels it devolved to the same thing. I didn't have the damage to kill him, but I was too tanky to really be bothered by what he did to me. At one point he started going full-ham on me while I farmed and I just continued farming, typing "Stop." "No." "Ow." "This hurts too much." "Please, you're killing me." while he ulted and blew his full combo on me. It seemed like my Thornmail did just as much damage to him as his Hydra did to me. I did have my passive proc a few times since I was just ignoring him and killing minions, but I really didn't feel all that threatened. Eventually he just gave up and we went back to the original plan of 'freeze the lane and farm.' This time my team won the game, despite the fact that my team's mid-laner (a Lux, I think) came up top and we all had a dance party in the middle of the lane. All three of us leveled up during it, leading to the obvious conclusion that dancing was worth more experience than combat.

Those two games were some of the most fun I've ever had, even though we lost the first one. Cho'Gath is one of my main top laners and seeing him banned so much recently is annoying, but I can understand it. I prefer him full-tank, but his AP scalings are insane. It's hard to get mad while playing as him, and so your relaxed state kind of bleeds into the rest of the game. You make way more bad jokes, you goof off, and you generally try to make things fun for everyone else. Also, an unwritten law of playing Cho'Gath is to always make an awful comment in /All chat when you kill someone with your ult. Examples are...
Anivia: "The chicken was good, but a bit cold."
Gangplank: "Orange-flavor! My favorite!" Taric: "That tasted outrageous... Truly, truly outrageous."
Brand: "Way too overcooked."
Tristana, Teemo, Veigar, Kennen, etc: "Ooooh... Bite-sized."

lDontLiftIcarry5/7/2015, 6:39:10 AM1 votes

got a penta as a leb in aram just acouple days ago. basically soloed it except fot he last kill Respawning against half hp or lower enemies OP

Aparicio5/7/2015, 4:05:18 AM1 votes

fuuuuck me. The same thing happened. I was in ranked and i won to get into my promos and i cant even see it now.

Immortal Strife5/7/2015, 4:14:26 PM1 votes

Lucky guy, I usually get the opposite. I'll have a quadra and then bam "no Penta for you", they will literally type that too.

TheLightBring3r5/7/2015, 4:01:44 AM1 votes

How are you even getting into games? I can't even log in now.

Kapppaccino5/7/2015, 5:48:54 PM1 votes

As wukong I got quadra and enemy leona was running away under their tower with 1/4 hp and my jinx and own leona went in and left her with 50hp for my Penta , but I was oom and had back offed thinking jinx was going to take it. Honored her after and leona. Didn't think people like that still existed

Cremina5/8/2015, 12:03:50 AM1 votes

Hahahahahahaaha, you have no idea how many times I have lived that same history. Follow the advice from other summoners and add her/him and just queue up some duo matches ;)

Run4Cancer5/7/2015, 4:47:22 AM1 votes

This brought tears to my eyes... Is this... Divine Revelation? These things happen? item 3070