I had the strangest dream last night!

(This was actually my dream. It is not my opinion or anything, just a dream I had last night. Completely random. I think I'm on these forums too much. LOL.)

Blitzcrank was feeling very underwhelming so Riot decided to give him a slight buff - they allowed his grab to go through minions. Obviously, his win-pick-ban rate skyrocketed.

For the next two months the following events happened: Braum got nerfed. Thresh got nerfed. Morg got nerfed. etc, etc. It got to a point where Blitz was dominating every game (or was banned). My dream then shifted to inside Riot's HQ...

Game Balance Dude #1: "We need to nerf Blitzcrank, he is getting ridiculous." GBD #2: "I agree, let's change his grab mechanics." GBD #1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: "WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY? HIS HOOK DEFINES HIM!! WE CAN'T TOUCH IT!!" GBD #2: "OK JESUS, let's just nerf his Overdrive speed" GBD #1: "That seems fair, all in favor?" GBD TEAM: "Aye!"

In my dream I kept interjecting and screaming "you morons! just undo that minion hook change you made!!". But they kept responding in a monotonic voice "His hook defines him, we cannot change it!".

At this point a huge Blitzcrank randomly ULTed and I woke up. I looked at the clock. 2:00AM. I went to take a piss and then went back to bed.