I did it fellas, I applied to Riot

Blood Magicks·Oct 26, 2016·152 votes·5,728 views

Wish me luck.

82 Comments

Sahn UzalOct 26, 201642 votes

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e99666807104cf81d4c00ffec98958bf/tumblr_nynuaggR5W1u662odo1_500.gif

Best of luck!

N PelosiOct 26, 20169 votes

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TattersallOct 26, 201612 votes

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Hyrum GraffOct 26, 201617 votes

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https://66.media.tumblr.com/e99666807104cf81d4c00ffec98958bf/tumblr_nynuaggR5W1u662odo1_500.gif

Might even load up that brush with some paint if you keep at it for long enough.

Velzard of KozOct 26, 20166 votes

I believed really much but still broke both my legs when I jumped out of window trying to fly. The gravity let me down.

RomtheguyOct 27, 20164 votes

You clearly don't understand the gravitiy of this situation you are in. That being that you're on Earth. Upvoted for puns for days

PixTronOct 26, 20163 votes

I believed I could be a decent person...

...that's yet to work XD

Vhan8765Oct 26, 201626 votes

Good luck for sure.

If you make it, don't forget about us little people who will be filling your pockets. :'D

KnalxzOct 26, 201617 votes

Wow that's pretty amazing. I can't wait for the community to be at your beck and call until you have the slightest bit of creative difference and they turn on you like a pack of ravenous dogs.

WOO HOO YAAAAAY!

Hauling AsheOct 26, 201613 votes

I wish you the best of Lux !

Velzard of KozOct 26, 20163 votes

And a lot of MissFortune - Miss

Chamuel85Oct 26, 201610 votes

Best of luck!

ChroudOct 26, 20169 votes

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Timethief49Oct 26, 20166 votes

i wouldnt even know what to do at riot. do they need studied chemists? i mean i could "cook them something" if they need new ideas for preseason

Velzard of KozOct 26, 20164 votes

If you were biologist you could've helped with the plants. Hope they'll add option to mix elixirs and potions next season.

I Am RaviOct 28, 20161 votes

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i wouldnt even know what to do at riot. do they need studied chemists? i mean i could "cook them something" if they need new ideas for preseason

XD, that's not so bad. I'm a Quantity Surveyor. I'm even less useful. :/

Timethief49Oct 28, 20161 votes

you could measure the quantity of toxics in the system ;)

Only Play DariusOct 26, 20165 votes

Get that dream job.

ThePerson76Oct 26, 20164 votes

What job did you apply for?

Blood MagicksOct 26, 20166 votes

Analyst.

Malicious MetalOct 26, 201616 votes

Why though?

Wouldn't Lore be more interesting?

Blood MagicksOct 26, 201619 votes

I'm a mathematician, not a writer :)

Malicious MetalOct 26, 201618 votes

I just checked the job offers. Was a stupid question on my part, they're not even offering these types of positions.

Soo...As an Analyst whatcha gonna do? Gameplay related to figure out what to nerf or what? ^^

Blood MagicksOct 26, 201623 votes

It's possible but I think I'll be helping with corporate decisions most of the time eg which market should Riot try to expand to.

But who knows, maybe one day I'll prove mathematically Yasuo should be deleted.

Malicious MetalOct 26, 201618 votes

You don't have to be a mathematician to figure out the math behind deleting the windman!

Velzard of KozOct 26, 20167 votes

I tried to find the root of his problem once but it wasn't defined in the function's range.

rtbf76109271Oct 26, 20162 votes

how many maths did u do in scool

Velzard of KozOct 26, 20165 votes

All of them

rtbf76109271Oct 26, 20163 votes

pi is exactly 3

falldown010Oct 26, 20165 votes

just walk by and pretend to fall over while you magicly land on the delete button for yasuo ^^

then continue to blame the wind,

WolfessOct 27, 20164 votes

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It's possible but I think I'll be helping with corporate decisions most of the time eg which market should Riot try to expand to.

But who knows, maybe one day I'll prove mathematically Yasuo should be deleted.

RIOT, HIRE THIS PERSON

HIRE THEM RIGHT THIS SECOND.

CarameI FrappeOct 26, 20162 votes

I'd pay you to help me pass my math class, but your talents are better spent in a department that could use a genius like yourself and help everyone out :)

I wish you the best of luck man!!

Leon EtoileOct 26, 20163 votes

Remember: it isn't analyst if you are spouting bias.

ThePerson76Oct 29, 20161 votes

Nice! I hope you get the job!

I Like Things Oct 26, 20164 votes

http://i.imgur.com/UYNFU0M.gif?noredirect

######good luck though.

ChocolaTeaOct 27, 20164 votes

Good luck dude. If you get in, I hope you have wonderful fun helping develop a game millions of people like me play. :)

xelakerOct 27, 20163 votes

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Wish me luck.

well you aren't gonna get it, riot doesn't interact with the community! jokes aside GL man