Dumbest Things You've Been Reported For

Thought that this might turn into an interesting thread, knowing the lovely community League of Legends has. In game:

About twenty minutes in.

: Going top to get more farm.

Moments later: Thresh is supposed to be holding mid lane, but slightly overextends. I'm low on HP because they didn't want me to get free farm, so I recall for more HP. At the same time Thresh is getting gang raped.

: OMFG Shen! Why no ult? : Reported for refusing to communicate!