League of Legends Epic Defeat Bingo

Ever have one of those matches? You know, one in which you lost for a plethora of reasons? Well then, try your hand at LOL defeat bingo!

http://i.imgur.com/lgqvtXi.jpg

I saw something like this over at themittani.com awhile ago for their ALOD (ships lost to terribad fits). So I thought about trying to come up with the LOL equivalent using common things I've seen and complaints I've heard.

This is intended only for humor.

Please don't do this on purpose.

Especially in ranked.

Yes I know it'd be funny to almost WTLOL Bingo someone with 4 out of 5 in a row so they can rage at the bad game and not getting the bingo, but still, not a good idea.