Why you should study harder
Knowledge is power Power corrupts
Study hard Be Evil.
Knowledge is power Power corrupts
Study hard Be Evil.
Money = Women.
Women= no money
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No its not. Once you have no money you have no woman...
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Oh god it's a paradox...
That's not a paradox
THIS is a paradox!
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Women= no money
yeah awful people like you tend to get into toxic relationships for some reason
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This is for your own good, you psychotic bastard.
Well, at least windows 10 aren't spying us from our laptop's microphone, hmmm? Kappa
this raises my SJW instincts, i am evil enough?
LMFAO x-D
Fuck women get money.
disregard females acquire currency
Ignore girls earn cash
Be rude to chicks, gain cheddar
disregard females acquire currency
MLG Fuck bitches, eat chicken
I don't think that's how it works
Pretty sure Women = time x money
and if time = money, then women = money^2
if money is the root of all evil then money = sqrt(evil)
women = sqrt(evil)^2
Women = evil.
Wait a second.
If women = time x money and Women = evil, then time = women / money => Time = evil / money.
This could really get somewhere interesting.
I've got an exam in 2 days and you've just motivated me to study hard.
After seeing a few stuff for the exam, it's not that hard. Imma study hard to be like
, or I be like 
Become an evil genius like:
and that exam will be a piece of cake, then control your battlecast creations to destroy your college/highschool.
And if that fails, fall back to plan B Kill everyone and have spirit slaves, also pet Dragon Ghost for good measure.
Why not both, we'll call it plan AB, just my type.
I'm positive this plan will work out.
Positive plan. Non-positive blood type for when the plan fails horribly D:
Booooooo

Well that was a short post.
You die a student, or live long enough to see yourself become the teacher :P
I'm hoping for the latter.
I choose option c, become a mordekaiser main
Why not both?
Surprise metal tests!
That reminds me of when i was a kid and i told my dad I got a b
No please, i would go insane :D.
YEEeeeesssssss
You know what I like more than materialistic things?... KNOWLEDGE
Alternatively: Screw education, become a ninja.
: Hi.
the knowledge that gave to us two thousand years ago is still best introduction to be understanding. also in future.
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I KNEW THERE WAS A POINT TO STAYING IN SCHOOL!
Um..what?
You know what i like more than these materialistic things?
Evil....er i mean knowledge
Knowledge is power. And I, know a lot.
...
Wait, wrong game.
Knowledge is power, France is bacon.
i read this entire thing and i am in love. each of yall is a genius and ily.
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Makes sense
Reads all the time, knows how to manipulate people
Has written cook books, knows how to sing
Studied 24/7 to be a chemist
Knows the human anatomy 100%
Learn-beams everything he sees
Favourite subject in school was dramatic arts
is the Black Mage of Bandle City
His final exam was a killer one
Knows the quickest way to get to a Celestial's heart
is a master strategist, rivaling even Warhammer 40k's CREEEEEEEEEEEEED.