(up)Vote me!

Why? Because a (up)vote for me, and a (up)vote for cruelty!

But wait, isn't cruelty a bad thing? http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr08/23/14/enhanced-27784-1398278081-1.jpg

What are you going to do when the trolls, feeders, and afk's come to your door? Let them in? Offer a pot of tea? Maybe put on you're favorite My Little Pony episode? NO! You grab a crow bar, slam the door in their face, and laugh at their befuddlement. Scrubs. (Or, if you're me, you lock them in a room for 30 hours without food or water. Brony optional.)

Don't let the worst of the internet beat you, fight back with the worst of humanity! (up)Vote me, and see what the real problems look like.

Eh, you'll just get banned. http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/07/HAHA-NO-GIF.gif?gs=a

I've been here for 5 seasons. Openly advertised what I am. Not so much as a single warning. Why? Well you poor uneducated bronzie, the answer is quite simple. http://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/9-Scarface-quotes.gif

Without people like me, the community wouldn't be where it is today. Riot needs people like me to help control the lowlifes.

Doesn't that just make you worse than the problem you solve? http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-525745.jpeg "Worse" is a matter of perspective. Sure, I'll ruin you're forum posts, dumpster your promos, and all around make your [league] life miserable. But the difference is, I'm not obvious in my efforts. When I sabotage your efforts, you won't know it. And to be quite frank, I'm tired of all these attention wh+res mucking up the gig of real evil. It's time we solved this problem once and for all.

So (up)vote me and I promise to leave no puppy kitten bunny girl/boyfriend Troll unkicked!

LaughingFish Will Stop you! http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/1/13686/2947464-radagast+i'd+like+to+see+them+try.gif