Why hasn't the story of a Yordle meeting a legendary master swordsmen from Ionia not been told?


In top lane...
: "I am the wind. Nobody can counter defeat me."
: "Hi, I'm a dueling tank that hams out on armor and stops dashes."
You have been slain
: Hello, What can I do for you, young man?
: Are you the eye doctor?
: An eye doctor is an optometrist, I am an Inventor!
: Whatever, I need some sort of eye wear that allows me to see during blinding speeds.
: All I have are these goggles that I use in my experime-
: I'LL TAKE IT!
The end.