Why hasn't the story of a Yordle meeting a legendary master swordsmen from Ionia not been told?

In top lane...

: "I am the wind. Nobody can counter defeat me." : "Hi, I'm a dueling tank that hams out on armor and stops dashes." You have been slain

: Hello, What can I do for you, young man? : Are you the eye doctor? : An eye doctor is an optometrist, I am an Inventor! : Whatever, I need some sort of eye wear that allows me to see during blinding speeds. : All I have are these goggles that I use in my experime- : I'LL TAKE IT!

The end.