Post some dialogue to go with this Lux/Ezreal picture

oh god, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking. I thought you were taric :p Funny you should say that... takes off mask ;3 I knew it! >:( takes off mask YOU LEAVE MY CRYSTALS ALONE DAMN IT X( O_o?

...this comment was brought to you by A.D.D. .__.

: What was that for?

: In case I don't come back.

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: ( appears above head) "Wait, what" : (Breaks through a stone brick wall like the Kool-aid man) "DEMACIAAAAAA!" An enemy has been slain : ACCURSED VILLAIN! : Garen, why do you have to ruin all of my dates?!? He put his mouth too close to your head! Do you know how many champions in this game want to eat you? There's , and , and... um... And ! It could have been one of them in disguise! Garen, Cho' Gath and Tahm Kench are both 10 times Ezreal's size! They could have gone on a diet! You're not being protective, you're being annoying! That's something an accursed villain would say! (Facepalm)

I wonder why op likes you so much Likes me? They had me kidnapped in another post... What would they do if they hate me? shrug

"I-I swear I didn't want to do that! M-my summoner made me!" "I don't believe you."

I bought a sightstone... That's my support.

"You shall be crushed."

When Taric went from black to white she left his ass for Ezreal QQ

"'ere luv! Give us a snog!"