The adventure of Baker pantheon.

Mega MilkJugs··26 votes·1,897 views

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The sun is shining.. The birds, are tweeting..

Twas a lovely morning and perfect for another day at selling at the Master Tahms shop.

TahmKench : Ahhh, what a wonderful mornin..another day for the customers pay..eh hehh heh heeh... Pantheon : Walks inside shop ............... Pantheon : AHH YES!, FINALLY A RESPECTFUL ESTABLISHMENT TO REFINE MY SKILLS!!

TahmKench : Goodmornin mah fellow man, what would you care for today at Tah- Pantheon:YOU THERE!, TOAD WITH THE BIG MOUTH AND FUNNY SMELL, I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER! TahmKench : Ah yes, that would be me.._funny smell? _ Pantheon : ahhh...VERY GOOD!, I WOULD LIKE TO WORK HERE.. AS A BAKER! ..... ........ TahmKench : A baker? Pantheon : YES...A BAKER!!!..

TahmKench : Hmmm, and what skills would you bring to this fiiine establishment boy? Pantheon : The bread that i would make..IT WOULD BE DIVINE Pantheon : THEY WOULD BE PRIVALGED TO DIE AT MY BREAD!!!

TahmKench : Ah see....Uhhhh.....ok and if i may inquire, what customer service skills to you posses?? Pantheon : Customer service?!! TahmKench : MMhhhhhhh......

Pantheon : MY WAY OF DEALING WITH CUSTOMER IS THAT OF THE BE- Teemo :Walks inside shop Mornin yall!.. id li-

Pantheon : GAHH?! SUCH A FOUL BEAST!, GO BACK FROM WHATEVER HELL SPAWN YOU CRAWLED OUT OF.. AND PREPARE TO DIE!!! Teemo : (?0_o) Pantheon **Stabs repeatedly and throws corpse oustside ** Teemo : ;x_x TahmKench : 0_0... Pantheon : SO HOW ABOUT IT?! WHEN DO I START?!! .. ..... TahmKench : I shall..how shall i say, i shall put you forward starting the next week and.. We will see how you progress.. Pantheon EXCELLENT, I SHALL BEGIN BAKING BREAD AT ONCE!

TahmKench :W-where did you get those ingredients? 0_o? Pantheon :TO THE KITCHEN!! I GO NOW!! c:< .... ...... ......... And from this day forward, Tahms cooking establishment had a new baker, baking the most freshest and most divine bread anyone had ever layed tongue upon. The smell of delicious bread..wafting for miles. Bread that people would literally die for and business had never been better, for good or for bad.

And just around the corner if you smell hard enough, perhaps you might just get a whiff of the bread of the gods. Pantheon Pantheon Pantheon

12 Comments

Mega MilkJugs2 votes

Pantheon is pleased.

LICENSED HOOKER1 votes

where can i find these wonderful gifs to use in my future endeavors.

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

im really not happy that teemo died i'd rather it was MasterYi

Kitty Darkstar3 votes

Teemo is more meme-y. He fits more into roles like this. Ever heard of type-casting for actors?

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

yah i have still MasterYi so annoying T___T

Mega MilkJugs1 votes

Perhaps a sinful succulence Morgana may be in needed in due time

Hello I am Bird2 votes

TahmKench: Pantheon! What progress you have made! Pantheon: THIS ESTABLISHMENT HAS HELPED ME REFINE MY BAKING SKILLS... I SHALL BECOME THE BEST BAKER IN THE WORLD!!!! Morgana walks in to hear this Morgana: YOU THINK YOU ARE THE BEST BAKER?! Morgana: YOU! FAT FISH! MOVE OUT OF MY WAY! I MUST SHOW THIS PLEBEIAN MY BAKING SKILLS! Pantheon: NONE MAY MAKE BREAD AS GOOD AS MINE!! Morgana: I MAKE, NOT BREAD, BUT SWEETS! TahmKench: Excuse me... Lady... I'm going to need you to get out of my shop... Morgana Snares TahmKench for the next hour TahmKench: Ah! Stop that! Pantheon: IT IS DECIDED THEN! WE SHALL HAVE A BAKE OFF! Morgana: AGREED! AND THE FATTY WILL TASTE OUR BAKED GOODS TahmKench: Not that I'm against the idea, but who are you calling fa- Pantheon: WE BEGIN NOW! .. ... .... ..... Pantheon: IT IS DONE! Morgana: INDEED IT IS!! TahmKench: Thank god... Can you get this binding off me now? Morgana: NOT UNTIL YOU DECLARE ME THE BEST BAKER IN THE WORLD!!! Pantheon: NO, YOU WILL DECLARE ME THE BEST BAKER, OR YOU WILL HAVE A SPEAR TO THE FACE! TahmKench tried both of their goods. TahmKench: Pantheon... Your's is as good as ever... Morgana... Is your's... Burnt? Morgana: WHAT?! NO! I HAVE JUST MADE SURE NOT TO LEAVE DOUGH IN THE CENTER!!! TahmKench: I don't think these are supposed to be black... Morgana: DO NOT QUESTION ME!! I AM THE BEST BAKER IN THE WORLD- NO, THE UNIVERSE!!!!!! TahmKench: Please release me and get out of my shop. Morgana: YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU ABANDONED ME!!! RUE IT I TELL YOU!!! .. ... .... And so, Morgana set up a bakery across the street, and continued to burn the ever-loving shit out of her cookies...

Mega MilkJugs1 votes

Wow snare op

also this somehow gave me inspiration to make another perhaps i will continue it along these lines or make a diff story but still sort of along this. maybe..just maybe

Trídent1 votes

rprt pntheon fr caps

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