What do you call a voidling sending out the mails?

A vel'post

And when he has high prices?

Vel'cost

What if he moderates his own show?

A vel'host

What if he smoothens your hairstyle?

Gel'koz

What if he is a nice and cooperative fellow?

Help'koz

What if he is seen as an inferior insulting imbred?

Infidel'koz

What if he cannot explain his reason?

Well'cuz

What if he generalizes the course of action of satans home?

Hell'does

What if he has an annoying ringing accesoir?

Bell'koz

What if he has his set of prostitute?

A pack of Vel'hoes

What if he releases some anger?

Vent'koz

What if he is a spa centre?

Vel'ness