Garen why didn't you ult?

Eternal Torment·Mar 23, 2017·113 votes·4,115 views

hits the blunt very hard "Sorry, no mana"

43 Comments

Velzard of KozMar 23, 201762 votes

Well he isn't wrong. He has no Mana at every point of the game. #buffgaren #manaproblems

Eternal TormentMar 23, 201724 votes

NO WONDER they removed manapotion! it solved garens no mana Problem! we busted riot

Sraeg2013Mar 23, 20174 votes

Reminds me of those times when Riven had 0 mana, instead of not having mana at all.

That is, she could still buy mana and benefit from it in form of item 3042 or item 3040 .

5000000000000000Mar 23, 20172 votes

Did Riven actually buy item 3003 ? I can see how the other can be useful, but...

Sraeg2013Mar 23, 20174 votes

Not what I meant.

If you buy Archangel on Riven now, it doesn't matter how charged it will get, you will get zero AP and zero shield.

Before she simply had 0 mana and getting any mana actually showed in her resource bar, and she was getting AD/AP from Tear items.

5000000000000000Mar 23, 20172 votes

I get that, but I was just wondering if those items ever became a legitimate buy. item 3042 proc could be good, idk.

Sraeg2013Mar 24, 20171 votes

Not really. You still only had mana from items, which in worst case would be only half the mana of other champions.

CátarinaMar 24, 20171 votes

You actually still get the base 150 shield. I tried it on Katarina in the practice tool. Very interesting.

Sraeg2013Mar 24, 20171 votes

I suppose you are right, it does give base shield now.

ThePerson76Mar 23, 20173 votes

You know too much! Lock you doors and windows.

Eternal TormentMar 23, 20173 votes

o shet, im gonna be taken, luckily my brother does well impersonating liam Neeson XD

woodvsmurphMar 23, 20172 votes

That won't stop them sending jinx to assassinate you - she snuck into Piltover's most secured vault.

Monkey D LuffyMar 23, 20171 votes

He is not wrong about having no mana but he is wrong about that being the reason why he didn't ult.

Eternal TormentMar 23, 20177 votes

thats the joke dude....

Monkey D LuffyMar 27, 20171 votes

MelledoneusMar 23, 201717 votes

Garen Soraka ffs give me mana Soraka ...WHAT?!?

Velzard of KozMar 23, 20174 votes

Only S1 kids will get the joke... Like If you're S1 kid...

MelledoneusMar 23, 201717 votes

I mean, I started in S4 and I get it.

Velzard of KozMar 23, 20173 votes

You think you're cool? I started in S5 and I got it (that is, my first game was probably when Quinn or Gnar [the sooner of the two] was released, but I didn't want to keep playing at first, so I returned when the later of the two was released...)!!! Eat that!!!

Also I would hope that you get your own joke :^)

MelledoneusMar 23, 20172 votes

Of course. The joke is that Soraka is a healer and health is just green mana, so she logically should be able to heal blue mana.

Velzard of KozMar 23, 20172 votes

If she could give Red mana to Trynda it would be so OP.

woodvsmurphMar 23, 20171 votes

Olaf your mom can eat that*[slayer-jinx-wink]*

TyrekGoldenspearMar 23, 20175 votes

Ha! You think you're cool! I started in S6 and STILL get the joke!

And I know of Devourer, the Cinderhulk meta, and Yi's Alpha Strike being his ult once!

TattersallMar 24, 20171 votes

You think you're some kinda OG or somethin'? You think you're just ALL THAT, don't you!? Well I started playing in season 9 and I STILL get the joke! That's right, I remember jokes about Garen even BEFORE his season 8 rework for the Demacian lore update where they revealed that champions are just characters in a story that are brought to life through cards by little children to fight in arenas! This joke is quite possibly a run on sentence!! ! !! !

B6WS TSW99Mar 24, 20171 votes

there is a huge time between quinn release and gnar release

quinn was released in march the 1st 2013

gnar was released august 13 2014

thats almost a year and a half. are you sure it wasn't another champion ? I mean its still very normal but just sayn.

Velzard of KozMar 24, 20171 votes

Yes, I said I didn't want to play so I returned much later. The reason I know that is because I remember them being in the login screen, though wasn't sure with the order.