My mom told me to pause my online LoL game

Eternal Torment·Oct 5, 2018·119 votes·18,941 views

Jokes on her, games are done so fast we don't need a pause anymore.

19 Comments

Inkling CommandoOct 5, 201826 votes

our pause button is our death timer.

Baron BarianOct 5, 201817 votes

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our pause button is our death timer.

"Damn it, I got to pee." … "screw it, I'll tower dive as an excuse."

Velzard of KozOct 5, 20183 votes

Yeah, once I really needed to pee but didn't wanna int (and it was ARAM so no recall) so I was like it's not hard dying in ARAM... Well of course that one time I was on survival spree and my teammates were tearing enemy apart. FML.

DODGEORLOSEOct 5, 20189 votes

I CANT PAUSE THE GAME MOM

Dat KatOct 5, 201810 votes

BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME TO PAUSE BECAUSE ITS ALREADY OVER BECAUSE

Velzard of KozOct 5, 201819 votes

,,I can't pause the game Mom!" ,,Bill, you little noob shit, we both know you won't even smell to Silver V this year, might as well help me with groceries since you can't climb out of Bronze!" ,,Mom WTF?!" ,,Reported!"

Chembaron YamadaOct 5, 20182 votes

That's the kind of parent I want to be some day.

MadNoffOct 5, 20184 votes

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,,I can't pause the game Mom!" ,,Bill, you little noob shit, we both know you won't even smell to Silver V this year, might as well help me with groceries since you can't climb out of Bronze!" ,,Mom WTF?!" ,,Reported!"

One of my fears is that I will have a disappointing child like Bill here.

RazielofSarafanOct 7, 20181 votes

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One of my fears is that I will have a disappointing child like Bill here.

I think you are the disappointing child like bill my little grasshopper lol

TormentulaOct 5, 20189 votes

"the dog needs let out, gimmie a few min-"

gets invaded by talon

"coming ma-ma!"

QuadraBananasOct 5, 20183 votes

well played xD

420 gramsOct 5, 20182 votes

Vlada CutOct 5, 20182 votes

"Son go to store I need ingreedients for lunch!" Engages a team fight as On my waaaaay!

Dat KatOct 5, 20181 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

FCJAAAAGOOOOOct 5, 20181 votes

ZING

Biscuit BiteOct 5, 20181 votes

No wonder they removed the revive summoner spell. Imagine ending the game in 5 minutes.

XxDRAGONsAK47xXOct 5, 20181 votes

Literally happened to me yesterday.

"GO pick up your sister!"

"I'm in a game!"

"How long will that take?"

"uhhh, ten to fifteen minutes?" Literally 10 seconds later. "nevermind they forfeited at fifteen minutes!"

AntelathOct 5, 20181 votes

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Jokes on her, games are done so fast we don't need a pause anymore.

Wait what Game? I can only see the Defeat Screen Right there.

https://imgur.com/a/U2WJKdb

ZaneShadowOct 5, 20181 votes

Ugh.... mine never are. I was doing good for a while but probably just got another 5 day ban because my family was too buisy for me to take a 30 minute break.