Tahm Kench licks/eats your favorite Champion. What's his commentary?

darkdill·Jun 23, 2015·10 votes·1,934 views

#Examples!

- "So that's what 'purple' tastes like..."

- "Mmm, baked goods."

- "Lots of meat on that one."

- "Ugh, more fish. I had it for lunch already!"

- "Ow! Prickly!"

31 Comments

macromiteJun 23, 20159 votes

Chogath Just how I like them, big. TwistedFate This tastes familiar. Twitch I like your tastes, twitch, and your taste. Vladimir The meat just melts in my mouth. Malphite I don't tend to eat rocks, but today is an exception. Draven Only a true connoisseur can tell the difference between draven and draaaaven

air tigerJun 23, 20157 votes

Veigar Well that was a short lunch.

Chogath What a feast.

EarthpineJun 23, 201512 votes

Veigar IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?!

TeemoJenkinsJun 23, 20156 votes

- Spicy Bard - Does this taste weird to you? Gragas - Too much rum... Nocturne - Less filling... tastes great.

Wînter FoxJun 24, 20155 votes

Malzahar "Filled the void in my stomach" Annie "You taste like...burning" Karma "Burp. What goes around comes around" Jayce "So this is what the future tastes like"

esmelarJun 23, 20154 votes

Alistar This is how i like my meat, well done Anivia Sejuani I do like green eggs and ham Zilean Ekko I liked the flavor, I'll try them again Maokai Zyra Not a fan of the veggie diet Nami Sorry, I'm allergic to shellfish

Dymys UnwrittenJun 24, 20151 votes

Alistar Free ranged, good for the muscles.

LanayurianJun 23, 20153 votes

Swain - Great, chicken for my meal!

Yasuo - Bounty money and meat! Win-Win!

Shaco - This one tastes a bit funny... (I'm sorry for the pun)

Ashe - Too cold. Better heat this one up a bit.

Azir - Sandy

Velkoz - Calamari for dinner!

TheSequelsRBadJun 24, 20151 votes

No no, the swain one should be, "Hmm, you DO taste like chicken!"

Yash GautamJun 23, 20152 votes

RekSai -Wtf is this thing Zac -Was that a booger? -Vilicious

CrettJun 24, 20152 votes

Twitch i'm... CLEAN? NOOOOO

TrídentJun 24, 20152 votes

Veigar Hmmm.... I just ate a short and cute dinner.

Kuzja1Jun 24, 20152 votes

Corki Prepare for Take off. . . if you can. . . Heimerdinger Now this is what I call Brain Food Velkoz Look on the bright side. At least you've made a discovery in my belly.

DryditchJun 25, 20152 votes

Not my fave, but amazed no one has this yet:

Rammus "prickly. Slow - braise at 350 for four hours, Salt to taste" Leona "A fine source of Vitamin D."

LICENSED HOOKERJun 23, 20151 votes

Thresh - the souls taste bitter today..

FancyKiwiJun 23, 20151 votes

Zyra I hate Salad!

Khazix I wonder if the best part of him will live on.

Gangplank citrusy

IcyPepperJun 23, 20151 votes

Oil, grease... fish? Blitzcrank More oil. Orianna Getting real tired of this. Mordekaiser Ugh... Nautilus OH COME ON! Viktor Seriously? Annie I'm going to jail for this. Just call me Trick. Ahri A calling card...? Janna With my masterful accuracy, I managed to hit clothing. Galio Craving that mineral. Caitlyn More fish?

theragingnerdJun 24, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Oil, grease... fish? More oil. Getting real tired of this. Ugh... OH COME ON! Seriously? I'm going to jail for this. Just call me Trick. A calling card...? With my masterful accuracy, I managed to hit clothing. Craving that mineral. More fish?

wtf is a calling card?

IcyPepperJun 24, 20151 votes

Sauce.

theragingnerdJun 24, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Sauce.

still makes no sense

IcyPepperJun 24, 20151 votes

Don't worry about it. It was just a joke about Ahri's lore.

theragingnerdJun 24, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Don't worry about it. It was just a joke about Ahri's lore.

i was thinking about the lore but why does he taste a calling card

SavingPirateRyanJun 24, 20151 votes

Pantheon Tastes like flour

Rico NastyJun 24, 20151 votes

Karma Tastes like curry!

SelflessTeammateJun 24, 20151 votes

OK, I expected this instantly, but I scrolled enough and didn't see it.

Ekko "I go back four seconds, too."

woobeeJun 25, 20151 votes

Ahri U jealous?

BeatzBoyFTWJun 25, 20151 votes

Ahri My favourite desert

Rengar Why do I feel so wrong....

Skarner Mmmm, smooth & shiny...

Anivia OW, you pricked my tongue with your shard T.T

Blitzcrank Too much oil. Ugh

Captain NadirJun 25, 20151 votes

Azir Tastes like chicken Anivia THIS CHICKEN IS COLD -smack noise- Chogath Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom Ekko This can't be the first time I've tasted this... MasterYi Wuju curry KogMaw And he thought HE had a big mouth. Rammus Instant...regret.

Damaster00777Jul 1, 20151 votes

Amumu Bleh. I think that one was spoiled. Darius I'd dunk you alright. Probably in a nice honey mustard sauce. Fiddlesticks That wasn't a meal. That was the plate, the silverware, and the napkin. Quinn Meat and poultry. I do love a two course meal. Nasus I don't think you'll like this particular cycle so much. RekSai Landshark. I should use you for soup. Lissandra Not a meal, so much as an after-dinner mint. Singed cough cough I think that one gave me indigestion. Elise Hope it's not poisonous.