Champion quotes that are inappropriate out of context
They don't necessarily have to be actual champion quotes- quotes that thematically fit with the champion are good enough.
I'll start.
I only need seconds...
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my place is at the top
screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears ;P
you are in the deep end now
"Bring down the hammer." "Fully charged!" "I'm going to enjoy this."' "I'm always ready." "Powering up!" "Eyes on the horizon." "Never look back." "Time to make a stand." "Heh. Gotcha!" "Feel free to give up now." "Power slam!" "Accelerate!" "Hammer time!" "Cannon engaged."
"This is gonna get messy."
"I'm not as squishy as I look."
I may bend, but I don't break."
"Mom always said I was big for my age."
"Not again."
"I hate it when this happens."
"Fear not, I'm coming."
my right arm is a lot stronger them my left arm
wanna know why me roger is so jolly? ( come to think of it this sounds hilarious and bad whether in context or not)
do you want to play too? it will be fun
sorry boys, i left the fuzzy cuffs at home
Rock solid
Prepare to be boarded!
We all know the most irresistible champion on the rift... and he only needs one word..
"Ok"
Swoons
"Yes, that was a banana. giggles No-one expects the banana!"
I am a master of the sword...in more ways than one ;)
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literally every ahri quote even though its actually all in context
Consume and devour
Who wants a piece of the champ
Your will my hands
noises
Look you're leaking
Humans: simple, messy, yet exceptional
If she had a little something "extra". >o>
"Stay still! I'm trying to shoot you!"
"I'll give you to the count of - time's up!"
"Duck! Hehe, just kidding, that won't help."
"Seriously, screaming helps... not at all."
"I accidentally did that on purpose."
"I feel like I forgot to shoot something..."
"Drink up!"
"Pop the cork!"
You've earned a good death. I've earned the kill.
