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Strange Addiction: Nasus

Awnold·6/28/2016, 8:11:36 PM·3 votes·661 views

Nasus "Hi everyone, so my name is Nasus... and I'm on Strange Addiction. My strange addiction is stacking minions."

   -transitions to playground-

Nasus "I was on the playground, and my brother Renekton was being a big bully! He punched me into a tree, can you believe it! I was knocked out, and I had a dream. Some weird floating ghost was like, "It is you, the Curator of the Sands!", and I was like, "Waht?", and she was like," Just kill stuff with your stick, and you'll kill everything."

And I wake up, and I have a stick in my hand, and I attack a tree. It takes me 10 minutes to do it, but I finally do it. Then, I attack another tree, and it took me 9 minutes. Then 7 minutes. Then 5 minutes. Then 3 minutes. THEN 30 seconds! Then 20 seconds. Then 10 seconds! And eventually I wiped out an entire forest.

summoner 14 : So how many stacks do you get per day?

Nasus : Somewhere around 1337.

summoner 14 : Oh okay.

Every year, Nasus gets over 9999999999 stacks. That's enough to almost get him to participate in teamfights. __-

Nasus : Sometimes, my stacking addiction gets a little bit too out of hand, my friends say. I don't believe them. But, one time, I realized it did. One of my friends were sleeping on their bed, and I boinked them on the head. Their entire house exploded. I went a little too far there.

summoner 14 : How strong are you in the League of Legends?

Nasus : Riot had to balance me out, so they reset my stacks every game. However, my teammates tell me things like, "kys, come mid nasus please for the love of god you haven't come from top at all in 60 minutes." Or other things like, "Drink bleach." or even better, "Nasus, THE NEXUS IS ALREADY DESTROYED. LEAVE TOP LANE."

Nasus : I don't really know why they are so mad at me for not leaving top lane, I've been there for only about two hours by now, I've made so many stacks! I'm going to win the game for them!

2 Comments

iisabrina6/28/2016, 8:17:05 PM2 votes

I used to main nasus, and hes not a smart choice, especially in lower elos where if your team trusts you, you can just end at 20. And the reason nasus isnt a smart choice is while his stacks are an unlimited possibility he can only target one champion at a time, like you said doesnt provide much for team fights, may even end up feeding early game, could end up being useless if he doesnt stack, and he can be burst down by some champions. Ive killed nasus'es with 800+ stacks as a complete AD jax, complete AD pantheon before, Why? Because youre dealing nearly 1000 damage in a second while it takes 3 seconds for him to hit you with a single Q, .

He can be kited down by vayne and caitlyn since he lacks an efficient gap closer. But as a top lane, I do like him for the fact he is the one champion who I can annihilate teemo with.

Ravenous Howls6/29/2016, 12:42:28 PM1 votes

If the Nasus is patient and stacks patiently he will not die early to Jax or Pantheon. I just went up against a Jax as Nasus in ranked play this weekend and completely destroyed him and grouped with my team to take objectives. I was 5/0/8 he was 1/7/1. He rushed TF and Gunblade. I rushed IBG and Thornmail.

Nasus is not a good team fighter is a myth perpetuated by those who don't want Nasus to group because he can easily secure and obliterate objectives. If your team feeds though and you are Nasus you can not carry b/c there is an over abundance of free damage, in the game now, due to overloaded kits or the extremely toxic mastery system.