Jhin visits his therapist

Therapist: Have a seat, Mr. Khada Jhin. Sits nervously Therapist: Now, tell me what happened slowly. I was harassed. Therapist: I- Mentally. But I feel it physically, too! Therapist: Scribbling on notepad And how did this person harass you? They... they looked me in the eye... and she threatened me... mocked me... shivers Therapist: So who was this person? Opens door I'm earlyyyy! Jumps out of chair and crawls to the wall OH GOD, STAY AWAY! Therapist: Annie, I'm a bit busy right now. Please wait until I'm finished, ok sweetie? Okay, Ms. Nicey! Leaves Therapist: Sorry about that. Who did you say it was? Points a shaky finger to the door Therapist: Looks at the door then back to Jhin Her. Therapist: Did Annie remind you of the person who hurt you? It was her!!! Therapist: Jhin, calm down. Take a seat. Breathe. #3 minutes later... Therapist: How are you feeling? Better. Whatever was in that beverage helped a lot. Therapist: That was water... anyway, are you alright with discussing the details? Y-yes. So, I was feeding the pigeons at the park, the four regulars, squared bread crumbs, four pieces in four intervals as usual... Therapist: And you believe this is how you alleviate your general anxiety? That's not important! What happened next was... she appeared on the path down. And she looked at me, holding up her stuffed animal... and then she said something I wished I had never heard... Breaks off and chokes on the last word Therapist: It's alright if you need to take some t- She said... clears throat and raises pitch of voice 'Let's count to five!' Ohoh god... Starts retching Therapist: I see. Well, I think you might want to hear what I've determined from all this. Ugh... I'm so sorry for all this drama. Yes, I would love to hear it. Therapist: Takes off spectacles Well, simply put... Pulls off mask and wig You're batshit motherfuckin' crazy, yo! Pulls out pistol What have you done with my therapist?!? She's in good hands.

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Therapist: And shouting your name brings you comfort, you said? I JUST WANT TO BE COOL LIKE DARIUS! Is that too much to ask for?!? Sobs uncontrollably