UR CHAMP TAKES NO SKILL [Short Story]:

Hemulen Magi·3/12/2016, 7:44:35 PM·53 votes·3,957 views

: UR CHAMP TAKES NO SKILL : ya Yorick just spam goouls wif hes infinite mana all lane phase (Top): no counterplay toxic antifun u Yorick dirt bag : lolol... wanna hear a joke... Yorick walks into a bar... lolol... no counter..omg lololol : stupid trash faceroll yorick... wait wtf wat is that ghost? : omg ya wtf how does there vayne hav a ghost clone?? : wtf is happening?? i ulted they vayne for a 100-0 and she come back to life wen i kill?? : how dat fair?? : ur team haxing tryhards

: Guys... That's my ultimate. Why are you whining about a champion that you obviously have no clue about whatsoever anyways? When was the last time you even saw another Yorick? Also, just because you aren't familiar with a champion and don't know their counterplay/counters doesn't mean they don't have any...

75 Comments

Excitidly Insane3/12/2016, 9:13:18 PM38 votes

"Infinite mana pool"

Wtf was he on.

japan hate acc3/12/2016, 9:43:14 PM20 votes

Lol I had a Tristana tell me one game that Yasuo takes no skill. She was salty because she tower-dived Shen and Zed, then expected me to save her. She called me trash, and then said Yasuo was a 'noob champ' and how easy it was. It was pretty funny.

Solari Fortune3/12/2016, 8:15:52 PM17 votes

Ah Underdog Champs. They so much fun to play. People call my damage stupid in mid lane, calling me op and that I should be nerfed Zyra Mid

Tormentula3/12/2016, 8:22:13 PM16 votes

Amumu OMG THE CHAMP IS SO BROKEN Annie GG YOU HAS AUTO WIN CHAMP Garen THAT CHAMP TAKES NO SKILL EASY MECHANICS Lux SUCH EASY SKILL SHOTS TO LAND MissFortune WTF IS THAT DAMAGE? __ Elise Um...

HayRoss3/12/2016, 8:31:12 PM10 votes

"OMG garin u take no skill"

I main Garen and still agree with this

Gentleman Gems3/12/2016, 9:00:27 PM6 votes

What I like about this story is it's delectable Irony since most of the champions who are complaining are actually more OP and easy than Yorick (Annie, Zed, Quinn, and Xin-Zhou) I think Caitlyn is the only exeption

TeCoolMage3/13/2016, 8:13:27 AM5 votes

This is a disgusting and based on a true story. No, this legit actually happened and I'm not joking

two off meta mid laners

Fiora : Omg kill yourself bitch you need a nerf

Fiora : Why do you have so much fucking damage I'll kill you late game

Fiora : You need a nerf Riot broke another champ

Soraka : I'm maxing Q first...

Soraka is 6/1/2, Fiora is 0/6/1

This was AFTER the rejuvenation update. My first game in patch 6.5. I just used Q slow for kiting and outsustained her, then used autos whenever she missed her dashes or went for CS. Eventually I close in with Q E ignite and get a kill, or sometimes I get low due to failing to dodge her dashes under tower, and land a double proc E.

PixTron3/12/2016, 11:41:21 PM3 votes

Hybrid Bruiser MasterYi walks into a bar...

...no really, there's no counter.

Ralanr3/12/2016, 11:02:07 PM3 votes

Yesterday I had a Kassadin call Illaoi OP. I understand that she hits hard if you don't dodge, but you're fucking . You should be laughing at my attempts to hit you!

Some people just like being salty.

Hatless Casual3/12/2016, 8:55:38 PM2 votes

Always found it funny in aram when I get Ahri Lux or Sona and when I get fed the enemy team gets super salty. 9/10 times it was in fact their fault, and I just seized upon it.... not saying they take skill or not (all champions take some skill to master properly), but sometimes the issue is caused by the person on the other side of the mirror.

Jet Sett3/12/2016, 9:05:42 PM2 votes

Yorick isn't fun to lane against, and I always feel like I can't do anything with his poke on him me while he's farming, but outside the ult, when's the last time you heard about Yorick being useful to his team? Besides, every champion takes skill to use their strengths most efficiently, no matter who it is, yes the kit may be simple but it takes knowledge of the situation and knowledge of your champion to know if you can actually win in the situation. You have to know your champ, how others affect your champ, what situations your champ can survive, how best to use your abilities in certain situations as well as the most effective rotation of said abilities. So yes, even Garen and Annie take skill, and as much as I hate to admit it, so does Lux...

Wolfenstin3/13/2016, 7:39:31 PM1 votes

Playing Yorick is always a charm when nobody knows how he works, even teammates. I ulted a Nid once who didn't understand why she died at the end of the ult duration and just goes "Wtf why did I die?"

And the enemy team claimed the ult was OP, which was also kind of entertaining.