The Pentakill Conspiracy:

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I have recently come to a horrifying conclusion. For the last several years, someone at Riot HQ has been attempting to break up the Pentakill band. Why would anyone want to do such a terrible thing? I can't begin to guess, but there is overwhelming evidence that someone at Riot has been deliberately singling out the Pentakill members for their twisted abuse.

Evidence: Yorick's removal from free week rotations and pseudo-deletion Olaf's "Olafing" and remaining gutted until his player base virtually withered away Sona's record-breaking nerf streaks that continued long after player backlash Karthus' random and confusing repeated nerfing even during periods where his play rate is very low and mid lane is assassin dominated Mordekaiser's longstanding neglect up until recent kit sabotage and forced identity crisis

Seriously, why has this gone unnoticed for so long? What can we players do to end the abuse and keep the metal alive??