The Pentakill Conspiracy:

Hemulen Magi·3/3/2016, 1:01:17 AM·69 votes·3,498 views

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I have recently come to a horrifying conclusion. For the last several years, someone at Riot HQ has been attempting to break up the Pentakill band. Why would anyone want to do such a terrible thing? I can't begin to guess, but there is overwhelming evidence that someone at Riot has been deliberately singling out the Pentakill members for their twisted abuse.

Evidence: Yorick Yorick's removal from free week rotations and pseudo-deletion Olaf Olaf's "Olafing" and remaining gutted until his player base virtually withered away Sona Sona's record-breaking nerf streaks that continued long after player backlash Karthus Karthus' random and confusing repeated nerfing even during periods where his play rate is very low and mid lane is assassin dominated Mordekaiser Mordekaiser's longstanding neglect up until recent kit sabotage and forced identity crisis

Seriously, why has this gone unnoticed for so long? What can we players do to end the abuse and keep the metal alive??

41 Comments

YuGiHo3/3/2016, 1:05:53 AM22 votes

Maybe we will see a new band appear Zed Lux Fiora MasterYi Graves

CannonLordFreed3/3/2016, 2:23:22 AM20 votes

Braum Garen Draven Ekko and Talon could come replace them as a boy band.

Shroom Junkie3/3/2016, 1:34:07 AM7 votes

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Sona Sona's record-breaking nerf streaks that continued long after player backlash

Just kill me now.

Maximum Morde3/3/2016, 1:36:42 AM4 votes

Don't worry. Pentakill likes the abuse, its Brutal.

ModKnightsKemplar3/3/2016, 6:03:35 AM4 votes

I bought that bundle and sadly never play any of those champs... they are all in a pretty sad state right now.

LadyRenly3/3/2016, 5:25:34 PM2 votes

Until Pentakill Mordekaiser is engulfed in flames in game, there can be no pentakill revival

La Barbotte3/3/2016, 9:54:30 PM1 votes

Ezreal ...................................Garen ........Taric ....................Jhin.......... .......................Draven ...........................

ez and garen as dancers

taric and jhin as backing vocalist (taric keeps whispering gems/outrageous) (jhin keeps the tempo on four)

and draaaaven does what he does best, get the panties

Darth Pixy Misa3/3/2016, 5:37:34 AM1 votes

On the bright side Pentakill has someone who can ADC now, but sona + morde with relic shield might not work well.

Rozair3/3/2016, 12:51:21 PM1 votes

You know what else is that every other group they make has a jungle top lane mid support and adc while the pentakill group has no adc

Hella Kaiser3/3/2016, 5:24:10 PM1 votes

but the biggest question of all is: why sona is considered the keyboardist if she uses string? there are no keys... only strings!

Boulderox3/3/2016, 5:49:57 PM1 votes

meanwhile Sona has one of the highest winrates right now... (lolking) but i agree... THERE TRYING TO BREAK UP THE BAND

Aeszarck3/3/2016, 8:18:17 PM1 votes

Technically, the Mordekaiser rework could be seen as a thing to bring the Pentakill team together. Before, they didn't have an ADC, and now they're actually a functioning team like many other skin lines.

(Not saying that the Mordekaiser rework was a success or anything though...)