Let's play a game where you gut a champion by removing/changing one thing from their kit.
I'll start.
Sion: W now has a cap of 500 bonus health. Or Minion and small monster kills give 1 HP instead of 2, champions and large monsters give 5 instead of 10 HP.
His voidlings get a ridiculous cast time and can no longer block skillshots. Oh wait,
has to pick up his hand if he misses hook
spin stops on the first champion hit
-3 ad
No longer gets his 
No longer gets stacks from minions.
NO LONGER GETS STACKS FROM MINIONS.
Gets a fifth bullet.
All Critical Damage bonuses are doubled. Critical Strike Chance halved.
If he fails to catch an Axe, he loses all axes and the skill goes into cooldown.
Becomes flatter than Jinx.
- Q no longer procs on hit effects
I don't actually hate this champion I just think he's supremely derpy so here goes.
Inverted controls while ulting
Soraka: change heal to 'damage' and nothing else
Varus: his Q stops on first unit hit.
Nothing needed to be done.
remove justice
change'd passive
New Passive: The Skill Of The Samurai
Upon successful engagement in combat Yasuo gains increased critical strike based on landing his abilities in succession.
10% increased critical chance First Q 20% increased critical chance Second Q 40% increased critical chance Third Q
Increased Critical Chance by "Skill of The Samurai" is a buff that lasts 3 seconds. A "check" will occur in 3 seconds to see which Q has been landed. Therefore if you landed your 3rd Q initially you get a 40% increase for 3 seconds, a check occurs and if you only landed your first Q in the last 3 seconds, you get 10% increased crit chance instead.
After getting 6 stacks, they have to kill everyone on the enemy team to get more.
If she misses E or messes up Q she trips, stunning her for 3 seconds.
Successive teleports takes away some of his HP, increasing the amount with each cast. Falls off after a while and can kill him.
I WAS IN ALPHA!
Azir's Soldiers no longer AOE attack, and only hit the primary target.
No longer gets free crit or armor pen, also windwall is removed
Barruhls now when last hit by the enemy champion grant 1000 gold. When YOU put down or last hit a keg, you lose 50 gold.
Skaarl cannot be regained until death, or you kill 3 champions.
Tentacles now have a 50% bonus AD ratio, and the less health you have the less damage you deal
No longer has Tons of Damage.
Remove the scaling AS from his pass---Oh wait. Remove the knock-up from his E---Oh wait. Make his ult start BEHIND him---Oh wait.
W now deals a small amount of flat damage instead of Max %HP.
R no longer gives him Stealth.
W no longer causes Tentacles to Smash the target.
Remove the 2x AS from his W---Oh wait.
Remove the Missing %HP scaling from her W---Oh wait.
Q no longer gives regen upon hitting a champion.
W can no longer proc for Max %HP damage.
Her Q no longer resets with E procs---Oh wait.
Her base stats are globally smashed---Oh wait.
AP no longer reduces her W's per-target reduction.
One tenticle at a time
Ult can only hit one champion at a time
Q capped at 200
stuns himself for 1 second after his Powerball because he is too dizzy.
Shrooms are always visible. Move quick can only be casted out of combat.
Q no longer gives movement speed
we believe that his Q was opressive and gave no counterplay bad matchups just became opressive periods were they had to hug tower till lvl 3 and tier 1 boots
Barrel kills with Q no longer grant silver serpents.
Kled is now permanently dismounted from skaarl.
Any and all projectiles of any and all champions can be body blocked, like a skill shot and everyone is a braum shield :)))))))))))))))))
Bombs no longer explode.
no reset
no reset
Can only stack her stun passive if she assists in or earns a takedown?
Uses mana.
If he misses his hook, he can't use his lantern for 5 seconds while he has to drag his hook back to him.
Loses his moustache.
Has an ammo system for her rocks. Meaning she will be practically silenced if she doesn't manage this system. Has to collect rocks to replenish her supply.
While practically spamming spells, he has a chance to lose his scroll for ~6 seconds due to being clumsy. Halves his damage.
If his ult fails to save someone with its shield AND they die, his ult cooldown is doubled.
Does not laugh when tossing enemy champions.
Does not laugh if his ult kills someone.
You CAN milk those.
Gets her fans back.. actually, now that I think about it, this'll make Karma SO broken..
Has nearsight during the entire duration of a game (except if he lands his q, he gains vision of the whole map for 3 seconds.)
Can't use several orbs at once.
Windwall blocks a limited number of projectiles.
Q can't crit
Exists
Cut the Engines and Clip the Wings. He's forced into retirement. The package gives movement speed penalty and no longer flies Corki at a great distance.
his w only casts from the attached ally and needs to be recast after using another spell
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The moment he enters the game, his team's nexus explodes.
Remove Knockup from Ult
R.I.P.
