Let's play a game where you gut a champion by removing/changing one thing from their kit.
I'll start.
Sion: W now has a cap of 500 bonus health. Or Minion and small monster kills give 1 HP instead of 2, champions and large monsters give 5 instead of 10 HP.
Aatrox Mid 1v519 votes
His voidlings get a ridiculous cast time and can no longer block skillshots. Oh wait,
Ensorcell4 votes[{quoted}](name=free software,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=w2AAbz9z,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-02-08T15:19:12.484+0000)
lmao rip malz, probably gunna be in the gutter almost as long as 
Big Lincoln17 votes
has to pick up his hand if he misses hook
spin stops on the first champion hit
Elite4Runner2 votesLMAO! I want to see that happen for Blitz!
Or, he will slowly and pathetically wind them back in. He can move toward them to speed up the process, but if he moves away it slows him because he is dragging them behind him.
SzGamer2273 votesAs a Darius main, that just hurts to read
but at least it's better than losing Noxian Might
Covert Ops Gnar11 votes
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Ralanr11 votesWoah man, let's not get too crazy here.
Elite4Runner7 votes
No longer gets his 
Busty Kunoichi6 votes
All Critical Damage bonuses are doubled. Critical Strike Chance halved.
If he fails to catch an Axe, he loses all axes and the skill goes into cooldown.
Becomes flatter than Jinx.
midnight oil246 votes Becomes flatter than jinx.
You say that like that's a bad thing.
Orangesilk6 votes
No longer gets stacks from minions.
NO LONGER GETS STACKS FROM MINIONS.
SlntReaper2 votesy tho
AzureLobster2 votesPls no
Wyrmblade2 votes6+
SSShutTheDuckUp1 votes 
Did something happen?
Snowplosion6 votes
Gets a fifth bullet.
Ralanr4 votesYou monster.
Snowplosion2 votesGut this post and give it a fifth upvote?
DoktorKaiser4 votes
- Q no longer procs on hit effects
Wyrmblade3 votesJust imagine all the items that would actually be allowed to exist.
Rebellions4 votesI don't actually hate this champion I just think he's supremely derpy so here goes.
Inverted controls while ulting
TyrekGoldenspear3 votesAzir's Soldiers no longer AOE attack, and only hit the primary target.
IA9hRfpP5q3 votes change'd passive
New Passive: The Skill Of The Samurai
Upon successful engagement in combat Yasuo gains increased critical strike based on landing his abilities in succession.
10% increased critical chance First Q 20% increased critical chance Second Q 40% increased critical chance Third Q
Increased Critical Chance by "Skill of The Samurai" is a buff that lasts 3 seconds. A "check" will occur in 3 seconds to see which Q has been landed. Therefore if you landed your 3rd Q initially you get a 40% increase for 3 seconds, a check occurs and if you only landed your first Q in the last 3 seconds, you get 10% increased crit chance instead.
GULAG 4 U3 votesPsst. This is memes and games.
TeCoolMage3 votesSoraka: change heal to 'damage' and nothing else
Varus: his Q stops on first unit hit.
ImTheSideKick3 votes No longer gets free crit or armor pen, also windwall is removed
SSShutTheDuckUp10 votesThe post is supposed to be a joke, not reasonable
GULAG 4 U3 votes Nothing needed to be done.
Covert Ops Gnar3 votes
remove justice
Arsenic Sulfur3 votes
After getting 6 stacks, they have to kill everyone on the enemy team to get more.
If she misses E or messes up Q she trips, stunning her for 3 seconds.
Successive teleports takes away some of his HP, increasing the amount with each cast. Falls off after a while and can kill him.
I WAS IN ALPHA!
Ra1uga2 votes
Barruhls now when last hit by the enemy champion grant 1000 gold. When YOU put down or last hit a keg, you lose 50 gold.
Skaarl cannot be regained until death, or you kill 3 champions.
Tentacles now have a 50% bonus AD ratio, and the less health you have the less damage you deal
No longer has Tons of Damage.
Thalassa1 votes im pretty sure they already did that
Tribbles Foxfolk2 votes
Remove the scaling AS from his pass---Oh wait. Remove the knock-up from his E---Oh wait. Make his ult start BEHIND him---Oh wait.
W now deals a small amount of flat damage instead of Max %HP.
R no longer gives him Stealth.
W no longer causes Tentacles to Smash the target.
Remove the 2x AS from his W---Oh wait.
Remove the Missing %HP scaling from her W---Oh wait.
Q no longer gives regen upon hitting a champion.
W can no longer proc for Max %HP damage.
Her Q no longer resets with E procs---Oh wait.
Her base stats are globally smashed---Oh wait.
AP no longer reduces her W's per-target reduction.
doiminat0r36002 votes One tenticle at a time
Ult can only hit one champion at a time
Q capped at 200
A Palmtop Tiger2 votes
stuns himself for 1 second after his Powerball because he is too dizzy.
RottedApples2 votes
Shrooms are always visible. Move quick can only be casted out of combat.
agbudar2 votes Q no longer gives movement speed
we believe that his Q was opressive and gave no counterplay bad matchups just became opressive periods were they had to hug tower till lvl 3 and tier 1 boots
Laser PP Razor1 votesLOL even Mordekaiser could kite him if they did this.
Laser PP Razor2 votes Barrel kills with Q no longer grant silver serpents.
Legacy Hydralpha1 votes
Can't use several orbs at once.
Windwall blocks a limited number of projectiles.
Q can't crit
Exists
SolarisCorvus1 votesKled is now permanently dismounted from skaarl.
Kukan Seishin1 votesAny and all projectiles of any and all champions can be body blocked, like a skill shot and everyone is a braum shield :)))))))))))))))))
the weeaboo1 votes
Bombs no longer explode.
Mighty Mortein1 votes
Can only stack her stun passive if she assists in or earns a takedown?
Uses mana.
If he misses his hook, he can't use his lantern for 5 seconds while he has to drag his hook back to him.
Loses his moustache.
Has an ammo system for her rocks. Meaning she will be practically silenced if she doesn't manage this system. Has to collect rocks to replenish her supply.
While practically spamming spells, he has a chance to lose his scroll for ~6 seconds due to being clumsy. Halves his damage.
If his ult fails to save someone with its shield AND they die, his ult cooldown is doubled.
Does not laugh when tossing enemy champions.
Does not laugh if his ult kills someone.
You CAN milk those.
Gets her fans back.. actually, now that I think about it, this'll make Karma SO broken..
Has nearsight during the entire duration of a game (except if he lands his q, he gains vision of the whole map for 3 seconds.)
Kuzja11 votes
Cut the Engines and Clip the Wings. He's forced into retirement. The package gives movement speed penalty and no longer flies Corki at a great distance.
sta supra1 votes
his w only casts from the attached ally and needs to be recast after using another spell
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Zarvanis1 votes The moment he enters the game, his team's nexus explodes.
Blue Moon Wolf1 votes
Remove Knockup from Ult
R.I.P.
AidenJacobs1 votes no reset
no reset