Time to get #Triggered every single time I see someone playing him for the first time. http://www2.pic-upload.de/img/31777228/mordetriggered.jpg
"OMG, THIS CHAMP IS SO BAD." "It frigging is if you start dorans ring and run Grasp! Not to mention you just walking up to that Darius and thinking you can 1v1 him easily, ugh..."
At least Yasuo's free so I can eat first timers for breakfast....
The Aqualious9 votesCalm down death lord... Deep breaths
Malicious Metal29 votesWHO DID YOU JUST CALL DEATH LORD?!!! http://www2.pic-upload.de/img/31777228/mordetriggered.jpg #HEAVY BREATHING
The Aqualious2 votesMetal lord sorry...
Do you want me to murder some salty people so you can feast on their souls
Mimy9 votesOMG... When you realize they tried to change Morde's thing to that and the whole of boards was in RAGE! HAHAHAHA
AFK Push2 votesWe are oh so sorry, our dark lord of pain, suffering, eternal misery, and the heaviest of all metals.
BobaFlautist2 votesand the heaviest of all metals.
Osmium (from Greek ὀσμή osme, "smell") is a chemical element with symbol Os and atomic number 76. It is a hard, brittle, bluish-white transition metal in the platinum group that is found as a trace element in alloys, mostly in platinum ores. Osmium is the densest naturally occurring element, with a density of 22.59 g/cm3. Its alloys with platinum, iridium, and other platinum-group metals are employed in fountain pen nibs, electrical contacts, and other applications where extreme durability and hardness are needed.[4]
AFK Push2 votesWas that necessary? Informative, but dude lol.
BobaFlautist1 votesWas that necessary? Informative, but dude lol.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I think I have a problem.
AgeOfTheMage1 votesthey're gonna release my secret op for free this week ;-; wait, no one plays him no one knows how to use him they'll just follow the reccomended builds eheehehehhe >:)
What Is Smite1 votesHEAVY GUITAR SHREDDING
FTFY
AgeOfTheMage1 votesCalm down death lord... Deep breaths
YOU THINK I CAN CALM DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?! proceeds to go full ad mordekaiser
The Aqualious1 votesDo I have to call a full ap Lux?
Ralanr8 votesVeigar is also free. Time to try out the tiny master of evil.
Punkkee3 votesyea i agree morde is pretty trash
awaits triggered comment
Malicious Metal14 voteshttp://www2.pic-upload.de/img/31777228/mordetriggered.jpg
His 52% win rate begs to differ!
Death and Doom8 votesand his .79 pick rate begs to differ that.
xD
What Is Smite2 votesAnd our Hextech Gunblade one item combo says your comments are invalid...... along with your 3 item ADC
crippler382 votespretty sure you're like the only person to play him so THAT'S why his winrate's so meh (get triggereeeeeeedddddddddd as I'm obviously completely serious)
tied up lolis3 votesTime to stomp all those first time yasuos <3
[slayer-jinx-catface]
Robrono3 votesMe whenever 
is free week
Blue Moon Wolf3 votesSorry about that, must suck having your main in the free rotation :L
see's 
is free this week as well
Tychusfindlay9193 votes
my name was uttered?
Oh the tin man is free... Pfft.
Mimy2 votesNever played Morde, and I played for 2 years...
As a bot lane main, (Idk I see him go mid or top more)
No clue about this champion anymore...
I would try him If I wasn't so clueless...
Thunderspam2 votesIm happy, ive been waiting for him to be free so i could try him
RaptorKarr2 votesGood I like making them pin cushions with my Ashe
Mimy2 votesThose cushions don't sound too comfortable for your Ashe.
hue o3o
RaptorKarr2 votesNo but if I ever need a spare arrow I can just pull them out of Morde's corpse.
Veltox2 votesWhat corpse? He is a giant armor.
BLACK REALM GOD2 votesi jungle mordekaiser and buy wards so i can love tap dragon as the enemies are trying to take it.
Alleo2 votesI'm just curious, what do you run as a keystone? I run grasp but that's because I build rylais, dead man's, spirit visage, steraks, and either warmogs, or triforce.
Malicious Metal3 votesI run Strength of the Ages actually. With a very similar build, being either a 40% CDR one with Tri force or a Drain tank Hybrid build with Gunblade
SlntReaper1 votesIs TLD good on him?
Wukong X Ahri2 votesWhos that? New champ rito games made?
TyrekGoldenspear1 votesAt least you'll get a lot of students on the boards who want to learn the Master of Metal this week. :D
Malicious Metal2 votescracks knuckles Well, if you're going to play Mordekaiser you better do it right!
Veltox2 votes
Sumutherguy1 votes[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=vwOv2EgX,comment-id=00050000,timestamp=2016-09-26T19:23:47.686+0000)
cracks knuckles Well, if you're going to play Mordekaiser you better do it right!
So, is three steraks and triforce playing him right?
TheHappyReaperz1 votesBut if 
isn't on free week, how else will people experience the glory that is AD ?
What Is Smite2 votesBuy him you peasants, he is a necessity in your champion pool. NO EXCUSES
PaladinNO1 votesIt frigging is if you start Doran's Ring and run Grasp!
Uhm...I'd likely run with Doran's Shield first (given how Morde doesn't use mana) - or should I now put an extra lock on the door for saying that? [Looking nervously out the windows]
And as I don't play Morde regularly (only if I get him in ARAM - and no one dodges), "Grasp" tells me nothing.
Apart from this: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DPn3JCWUGRk/hqdefault.jpg
50000000000000001 votesGrasp of the undying
PaladinNO1 votesOh, right - the mastery. wp me. xD
INoble KnightI1 votesWhen 
I go on super tilt by how badly people play/build him...
Gentleman Gems1 votesI try to ignore, not all players are true intellectuals like us. If anything it's funny for me to watch.
Photos of Ghosts1 votesw8w8w8w8w8w8 Grasp is bad? D: I picked it on every juggiejug EDIT: I know that it's kinda "outdated", most pros now pick the scaling HP in the toplane and only melee supps take Grasp (instead of Bond of Stone lul) but it still should be ok no?
Gnart Even Close1 votesFor clarification, how do you play Morde?
VoraciousX1 votesI pick him into heavy attack speed ADCs in bot lane and get a tanky support, build 
(have both me and support run bond of stone) then rush 
. Feels so good having Jinx kill herself and not being able to run from my 
. First time I tried this it was hilarious, went 15/3 and ended the game in like 15 minutes.
