What's cute, spins around in circles and gets redder by the second?
A yordle in a blender.
38 Comments
RiotTummers28 votes:(
Velzard of Koz7 votesLet me guess... Writer of Yordle lore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Heretic Lunari26 votesReminds me of an episode of Happy Tree Friends...
Void Nargacuga11 votesOh... Twisted sense of humor has been checked. I remember that "show".
Alyaroth 1 votesThanks for bringing nightmares back from when i was younger
morayshark23 votes
Quort1 votesCasual Azir must be like the best thing.
Awhegark1 votesCan you do this with every champion in the game? Looking at Teemo getting Annihilated brings a wonderful smile to my soul.
Only Play Darius1 votesI didn't make that lol
The 2nd Horseman18 votesAright my turn, Who's curvy, redheaded, has a scar, the biggest chest, and looks great in tights.
http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/321a96f6027fff95e47bf2d854e9da71.png
EvilUnicornLord7 votesI was thinking a Poro in a blender.
Because this 
is not cute. He's a freaking potato.
RaptorKarr6 votesJeezus man
Lord Boltrix4 votesLet's make this a thing!
Why is there a bleeding Yordle split in two?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CbnLA7ZrMZw/maxresdefault.jpg
Because they axed Darius a question.
underscores2224 votesTo be fair, we don't know for sure if they have red blood.
VasilisGreen1 votesUlt and kill teemo with Darius. you will see red blood popping out
Quort2 votesYou also see it with Champions that don't have blood. I'm pretty sure it's just Darius dousing his enemies with Ketchup to scare the minions.
The Aqualious3 votesThought it was gonna be Katarina
VasilisGreen1 votesKatarina is sexy, not cute. Sexy>cute!!!
A Liberal3 votesI was gonna guess Katarina
StainlessTweedle3 voteslmao didn't expect that
Elikain3 votesWhat's cute, spins around in circles and gets redder by the second?
Photons that are moving away from us at near light speeds. If you don't think photons are cute and http://img.pandawhale.com/106623-bill-nye-the-science-guy-meme-ChUW.jpeg
Melledoneus3 votesThat's super metal.
Oh, not the joke, I was talking about the spokes of the blender, I'm surprised it could chop up Poppy and her armor.
420 grams2 votesMy penis
DeathToEcchi12 votesIf she says "it's cute"....
Mecha MaIphite5 votesYou stick your penis inside blenders?
Whatever gets you off, I guess.
Felvyne2 votesI'm dissapointed. I was hopping for this
ReDesign1 votesnice, esp if its teemo or kennen or fizz
Chaos6891 votesMe when Rengar does that spinny thing. (0_0)
Sad Tyrant1 votes[zombie-brand-clap]
Streetlight Man1 votes"Garen covered in the blood of his enemies" was what I was expecting
Jeddy0171 votesOuch, that's going to hurt a little.
TheHurricaneGamr1 votesMore like, a in a blender, amirite?
Killer of Poros1 votesYay, as long as the blender is made of pure metal and replace the yordle with 10 poros.
Jimmyyy1 votesI was thinking of Gnar or Katarina :/
invisiblecat11 votes
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